T-BONE's definitions

blunt guts

the tobacco which is removed from a cigar when rolling a blunt

The inside of a Dutch Master cigar.

by T-BONE April 5, 2004

seacow

craiglist slang for any woman over 120 lbs.

I hope you blow up to seacow-like proportions and die.

what you only spend 3 hours in the gym a day? you must be a real seacow.

by t-bone March 3, 2005

Tryfullin

A girl who has motives that are hidden from her man.
A jelious obsessive girl that does everythign she can to make his life hell.
A girl that is always the middle of drama.

She set me up to get jacked that tryfullin ho!
Damn that tryfullyin b!tch done fucked up me spittin ma game again.
Im gonna beat dat tryfullin ho's ass!

by T-BoNE September 2, 2004

raise up

to represent.

by T-Bone October 28, 2003

xenimus

An "Online Rpg" not unlike the several other more popular games on the market today. Xenimus is alike to games such as everquest and dark age of camelot in that it is very addictive. (Addictive does not mean good) Differences include shoddy 1994 grade graphics, extremely harsh experience and gear loss, and full player versus player combat. (on normal servers)

Gameplay is repititious and lacking in any kind of appeal. You play xenimus because you have to, not because you want to.

Strong points: Fast, if not deep, pvp combat. Social engineering to steal gear from fellow players; ie: "Just let me borrow it" *yoink*

costs $5 a month, and you can mail the man (just one guy from wisconson runs this thing) cash, so its userbase consists of adolecents and children that do not have acess to credit cards.

To sum up: Your life is short and precious - don't waste a single second on Xenimus.

If everquest is crack, then Xenimus is paint thinner.

by T-Bone December 22, 2003

dangoldesque

a lame, yet amusing joke, typically involving misused homophones

Although the dangoldesque joke was quite corny, it was funny enough to make me laugh.

by T-Bone April 6, 2005

Piss Boner

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.

I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.

by T-Bone June 30, 2004