by T Hizzle May 02, 2005
A game played by children using their imaginations in the absence of material games. Contrary to popular belief, Pretend came before role-playing games, fucker.
by T Hizzle May 02, 2005
A term used to describe a thought or idea which, when spoken, sounds pretty shitty (i.e. absurd, irrational).
Stevie: I think we should go buy some Super Soakers, fill them with pee, and start shooting at police officers. Wouldn't that be funny?
Jason: Why don't you go ahead and flush that mind dump.
Jason: Why don't you go ahead and flush that mind dump.
by T Hizzle April 13, 2005
I sat up in bed, I looked at my crotch, and behold! an angry rooster.
Watch out if I cluck with my angry rooster.
Watch out if I cluck with my angry rooster.
by T Hizzle April 06, 2005
I was at the Circus once and I saw the Lion Tamer lift up the elephant's tail, and it started dropping baseball-sized turds like a token dispenser at the arcade.
by T Hizzle May 01, 2005
by T Hizzle May 03, 2005
The act of moving and speaking very quickly in a moment of desperation, usually when one is experiencing extreme anxiety, or just wants to tell another person exactly what he or she wants to hear. Basically, breezing and bullshitting means to lie up a storm in a very obvious and obnoxious fashion. If you get in a deep conversation while yayed, breezing and bullshitting is common.
I was worried the cop would find my stash, so I started breezing and bullshitting my ass out of the cuffs.
by T Hizzle April 15, 2005