T Hizzle's definitions

F.U.C.K.

One of those made up acronyms that means Forcination Under Consent of the King, which was to be posted on the doors of those lower class couples in some hella old English period that wished to engage in sexual intercourse outside of the sanctity of marriage or will to conceive.

Great news! We got our F.U.C.K. and we're good to go fuck.

by T Hizzle May 3, 2005

deadbeat

A term used to describe a suspension of blood flow to the penis, in which case its erection has diminished and is no longer worth jerking off. This tends to occur when one deviates from the sexual trance.

When the mind begins to wander, the little brain fails to take responsibility for its own, and becomes a deadbeat.

by T Hizzle April 10, 2005

breezing and bullshitting

The act of moving and speaking very quickly in a moment of desperation, usually when one is experiencing extreme anxiety, or just wants to tell another person exactly what he or she wants to hear. Basically, breezing and bullshitting means to lie up a storm in a very obvious and obnoxious fashion. If you get in a deep conversation while yayed, breezing and bullshitting is common.

I was worried the cop would find my stash, so I started breezing and bullshitting my ass out of the cuffs.

by T Hizzle April 15, 2005

angry rooster

See morning wood.

When a guy wakes up, he has a boner so huge it kinda hurts.

I sat up in bed, I looked at my crotch, and behold! an angry rooster.

Watch out if I cluck with my angry rooster.

by T Hizzle April 6, 2005

IRL

Quirky Internet shorty for In Real Love, often used by naïve Internet hoes.

omg i think i'm irl w/ craig ^^ ;)

by T Hizzle April 6, 2005

served

A hyped word that has been used at an increasingly appalling rate ever since that stupid movie "You Got Served" came out (and South Park made fun of it), giving cultureless and frequently rejected Internet geeks a relatively attractive cliché to dwell on for the next few months or so.

People use the word "served" in a pointless attempt to convince others that they are capable of staying aware of and using current buzz words.

by T Hizzle April 15, 2005

comeuppance

(1) Punishment or reward for one's actions; (2) getting what you have coming to you; (3) getting what you deserve; (4) karma.

Commonly mispelled as comeuppins.

Craig kept talking shit about John that night, so when John kicked Craig's ass the next day, Craig got his comeuppance.

by T Hizzle March 28, 2005