deadbeat

A term used to describe a suspension of blood flow to the penis, in which case its erection has diminished and is no longer worth jerking off. This tends to occur when one deviates from the sexual trance.

When the mind begins to wander, the little brain fails to take responsibility for its own, and becomes a deadbeat.

by T Hizzle April 10, 2005

computer

Man's famous tool for emulating God.

You can do pretty much anything you want with a computer, like God, but the computer also has free will, God's gift to humans, so it could suddenly crash if it wanted to.

by T Hizzle June 01, 2005

next

What you say to anything so idiotic and appalling that it should be ignored and forgotten, even if it's simply something you would rather not hear.

Phil: I just got done taking a piss...

Josh: Next.

by T Hizzle May 24, 2005

passion

1) Sharing the weed with your friends in a smoking session.

2) The love one has for weed itself.

Let's be passion that blunt now, come on.

by T Hizzle May 02, 2005

steal

v. To enter an uncommon location by infiltration, esp. with the intent to squat or hide temporarily.

There was nowhere to run from the bully, so I decided to steal the janitor's closet until lunch time.

by T Hizzle May 02, 2005

Satan

Such A Terrifically Anal Neighbor

The type of residential neighbor that occasionally makes small demands in a patronizing passive-aggressive tone that causes insigificant violations of his or her property seem like it should be your personal responsibility to prevent.

Would you mind telling your visitors not to park so close to my driveway? Thanks.

Bite me, Satan.

by T Hizzle May 02, 2005

the dark side

A term inspired by the movie Mallrats, used to refer to a person that is frequently stoned from smoking marijuana, while also making an allusion to the dark side of the force in Star Wars.

Kevin tends to forget stuff and is often eating all of my food. He must be another victim of the dark side...

by T Hizzle June 05, 2005