T Hizzle's definitions

served

A hyped word that has been used at an increasingly appalling rate ever since that stupid movie "You Got Served" came out (and South Park made fun of it), giving cultureless and frequently rejected Internet geeks a relatively attractive cliché to dwell on for the next few months or so.

People use the word "served" in a pointless attempt to convince others that they are capable of staying aware of and using current buzz words.

by T Hizzle April 15, 2005

passion

1) Sharing the weed with your friends in a smoking session.

2) The love one has for weed itself.

Let's be passion that blunt now, come on.

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

kill

Slang term that is heard commonly all over California, and is used in the smoking community to describe marijuana that is very physically dense and extremely potent.

Even a ten sack of that kill is enough to pass around and get you faded.

by T Hizzle February 18, 2007

Satan

Such A Terrifically Anal Neighbor

The type of residential neighbor that occasionally makes small demands in a patronizing passive-aggressive tone that causes insigificant violations of his or her property seem like it should be your personal responsibility to prevent.

Would you mind telling your visitors not to park so close to my driveway? Thanks.

Bite me, Satan.

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

steal

v. To enter an uncommon location by infiltration, esp. with the intent to squat or hide temporarily.

There was nowhere to run from the bully, so I decided to steal the janitor's closet until lunch time.

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

televangelist

A shameless person on television that asks you to reach for God by reaching for your wallet.

Televangelist's spiel with minimal bullshit:


Are you lost on the path of righteousness? Do you believe you have failed yourself and others? God forgives you for fucking up your life. Now all I need is a few thousand dollars of your hard earned money, which you don't have to spend right now but in your spare time, so that your sins are square with the Lord.

by T Hizzle June 5, 2005

F.U.C.K.

One of those made up acronyms that means Forcination Under Consent of the King, which was to be posted on the doors of those lower class couples in some hella old English period that wished to engage in sexual intercourse outside of the sanctity of marriage or will to conceive.

Great news! We got our F.U.C.K. and we're good to go fuck.

by T Hizzle May 3, 2005