Definitions by T Hizzle

told 

A reasonable warning that is given to someone who will be afflicted with harm if he or she does not back down from an offensive position that would provoke such an assault.

What do you say to someone with two black eyes?

Nothing; they were already told twice.

told by T Hizzle May 1, 2005

elephant shit 

I was at the Circus once and I saw the Lion Tamer lift up the elephant's tail, and it started dropping baseball-sized turds like a token dispenser at the arcade.

God damn, look at that thing go!

elephant shit by T Hizzle May 1, 2005

money 

Money is what is used to ensure a fair exchange without the need to work. Paper beats rock, vis-à-vis, dollar dollar bill ya'll, vis-à-vis, gotta get paid.

In other words, when used and managed in an appropriate manner, money has the ability to make life easier. However, when money is harbored personally and defensively, greed and mistrust will threaten to undermine more virtuous social assets.

Money may not grow on trees, but it sure can grow on people.

money by T Hizzle May 1, 2005

shut in 

A prisoner or recluse confined to a safe and comfortable area such as the home. The shut in lacks the capacity to regulate a stable social life as long as he or she is so confined, and in addition to a lack of healthy, natural sunlight, will usually become pale, depressed, insane, or generally pitiful in contrast to an outgoing individual. Synonymous with tight ass, worthless, stiff, and EverQuest player.

You fucking lazy piece of shit, maybe if you weren't such a shut in you'd find a nice job or a piece of ass.

shut in by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

bump

A hand signal exchanged between friends in which they each bump each other's fists thumb-side up. Many friendly people have this worked into a set handshake that may also include a hand slide or other sophisticated hand greeting.

Homeboys bump it when they kick it.

bump by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

coke fiend 

A slave to the white powder that will do just about anything to have more blow. There are coke fiends of all social and financial standings. Stereotypically young business associates fresh from business school are getting yayed up just to stay at the top of their game. However, there are also broke people who can't afford yayo and have to commit degrading sexual favors or larceny.

Some goddam coke fiend broke into my apartment and stole my shit!

coke fiend by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

Devil's Advocate 

This awesome movie where Al Pacino plays the Devil and owns everybody in New York City, but more importantly is taking his gangster roles in Scarface and The Godfather to a greater level of sophistication.

Holy shit! Al Pacino is so cool and bad ass, he was cast as fucking Satan.

Devil's Advocate by T Hizzle April 22, 2005