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pop the trunk

Anal sex, esp. for the receiving party's first time.
I wanted to get something out of the back, so Laura let me pop the trunk.
by T Hizzle April 12, 2005
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mb

CptStone324: GOD WTF
AlphaX: mb lol
by T Hizzle May 2, 2005
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ride

A term started by West Coast gangstas, meaning to attack previously targeted individual(s), usually in retaliation for a humiliating stunt or a fallen comrade. Riding also may not require a reason. This is similar to a jump, but the key difference is that a car or other vehicle is usually necessary. See also drive by.
Ant: Yo, (points) isn't that the mo'fucka that jacked yo' skrill?

Fady: Yea, fo sho, let's go ride on that bitch.
by T Hizzle April 20, 2005
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deadbeat

A term used to describe a suspension of blood flow to the penis, in which case its erection has diminished and is no longer worth jerking off. This tends to occur when one deviates from the sexual trance.
When the mind begins to wander, the little brain fails to take responsibility for its own, and becomes a deadbeat.
by T Hizzle April 10, 2005
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breezing and bullshitting

The act of moving and speaking very quickly in a moment of desperation, usually when one is experiencing extreme anxiety, or just wants to tell another person exactly what he or she wants to hear. Basically, breezing and bullshitting means to lie up a storm in a very obvious and obnoxious fashion. If you get in a deep conversation while yayed, breezing and bullshitting is common.
I was worried the cop would find my stash, so I started breezing and bullshitting my ass out of the cuffs.
by T Hizzle April 15, 2005
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F.U.C.K.

One of those made up acronyms that means Forcination Under Consent of the King, which was to be posted on the doors of those lower class couples in some hella old English period that wished to engage in sexual intercourse outside of the sanctity of marriage or will to conceive.
Great news! We got our F.U.C.K. and we're good to go fuck.
by T Hizzle May 3, 2005
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televangelist

A shameless person on television that asks you to reach for God by reaching for your wallet.
Televangelist's spiel with minimal bullshit:


Are you lost on the path of righteousness? Do you believe you have failed yourself and others? God forgives you for fucking up your life. Now all I need is a few thousand dollars of your hard earned money, which you don't have to spend right now but in your spare time, so that your sins are square with the Lord.
by T Hizzle June 5, 2005
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