T Hizzle's definitions

hell

Helping Everyone Love Life

Because fuck eternal pain and suffering, let me live.

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

Blanka'in'

Personification that occurs when some dude flips out violently in public and looks like the character Blanka from Street Fighter. See Hulk, but add electricity.

Zach started scratching at Phil's face, then bent over and emitted static shock. He was straight Blanka'in' on his ass!

by T Hizzle April 6, 2005

pop

1) To lift or retract a metallic cover, esp. the hood or trunk of one's automobile.

2) A term used to denote "per," as in the context of a price of an item(s).

Pop the trunk man.

These stickers are $4.50 a pop. Son of a bitch!

by T Hizzle April 4, 2005

bomb

1. Slang for marijuana, sometimes misinterpreted as the word 'bong'

2. Common adjective for marijuana.

"Yo, I'm about to blaze with this bomb I got.

When did you get a new bong?

No, not BON-G—BOM-B"

"Dis some bomb ass weed for sure"

by T Hizzle February 21, 2005

money

Money is what is used to ensure a fair exchange without the need to work. Paper beats rock, vis-à-vis, dollar dollar bill ya'll, vis-à-vis, gotta get paid.

In other words, when used and managed in an appropriate manner, money has the ability to make life easier. However, when money is harbored personally and defensively, greed and mistrust will threaten to undermine more virtuous social assets.

Money may not grow on trees, but it sure can grow on people.

by T Hizzle May 1, 2005

computer

Man's famous tool for emulating God.

You can do pretty much anything you want with a computer, like God, but the computer also has free will, God's gift to humans, so it could suddenly crash if it wanted to.

by T Hizzle June 1, 2005

shit shovel

A person that you send to do all of your dirty work, or someone that takes responsibility for whatever mess you've gotten yourself into (i.e. a scapegoat).

I heard the police had a beef with me slangin dope, so I made this bitch out to be my shit shovel.

by T Hizzle April 3, 2005