T Hizzle's definitions

hell

Helping Everyone Love Life

Because fuck eternal pain and suffering, let me live.

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

Blanka'in'

Personification that occurs when some dude flips out violently in public and looks like the character Blanka from Street Fighter. See Hulk, but add electricity.

Zach started scratching at Phil's face, then bent over and emitted static shock. He was straight Blanka'in' on his ass!

by T Hizzle April 6, 2005

bomb

1. Slang for marijuana, sometimes misinterpreted as the word 'bong'

2. Common adjective for marijuana.

"Yo, I'm about to blaze with this bomb I got.

When did you get a new bong?

No, not BON-G—BOM-B"

"Dis some bomb ass weed for sure"

by T Hizzle February 21, 2005

money

Money is what is used to ensure a fair exchange without the need to work. Paper beats rock, vis-à-vis, dollar dollar bill ya'll, vis-à-vis, gotta get paid.

In other words, when used and managed in an appropriate manner, money has the ability to make life easier. However, when money is harbored personally and defensively, greed and mistrust will threaten to undermine more virtuous social assets.

Money may not grow on trees, but it sure can grow on people.

by T Hizzle May 1, 2005

mean

Adjective used to describe the breakfast a satisfied partner prepares after a night of excellent sex.

I fucked her wild and she made some mean eggs in the morning.

by T Hizzle April 21, 2005

Devil's Advocate

This awesome movie where Al Pacino plays the Devil and owns everybody in New York City, but more importantly is taking his gangster roles in Scarface and The Godfather to a greater level of sophistication.

Holy shit! Al Pacino is so cool and bad ass, he was cast as fucking Satan.

by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

served

A hyped word that has been used at an increasingly appalling rate ever since that stupid movie "You Got Served" came out (and South Park made fun of it), giving cultureless and frequently rejected Internet geeks a relatively attractive cliché to dwell on for the next few months or so.

People use the word "served" in a pointless attempt to convince others that they are capable of staying aware of and using current buzz words.

by T Hizzle April 15, 2005