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A prisoner or recluse confined to a safe and comfortable area such as the home. The shut in lacks the capacity to regulate a stable social life as long as he or she is so confined, and in addition to a lack of healthy, natural sunlight, will usually become pale, depressed, insane, or generally pitiful in contrast to an outgoing individual. Synonymous with tight ass, worthless, stiff, and EverQuest player.
You fucking lazy piece of shit, maybe if you weren't such a shut in you'd find a nice job or a piece of ass.
by T Hizzle April 22, 2005
Get the shut in mug.An insulting name that is used to mockingly exaggerate a short person's height by measuring it in inches rather than feet.
How it is, Inches? We're about to go shoot some hoops. No, you're too short to be on my team, Inches. Hahahaha!
by T Hizzle May 2, 2005
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Get the definition mug.I was at the Circus once and I saw the Lion Tamer lift up the elephant's tail, and it started dropping baseball-sized turds like a token dispenser at the arcade.
by T Hizzle May 1, 2005
Get the elephant shit mug.A term inspired by the movie Mallrats, used to refer to a person that is frequently stoned from smoking marijuana, while also making an allusion to the dark side of the force in Star Wars.
Kevin tends to forget stuff and is often eating all of my food. He must be another victim of the dark side...
by T Hizzle June 5, 2005
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Get the shit shovel mug.What you say to anything so idiotic and appalling that it should be ignored and forgotten, even if it's simply something you would rather not hear.
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