T Hizzle's definitions

coke fiend

A slave to the white powder that will do just about anything to have more blow. There are coke fiends of all social and financial standings. Stereotypically young business associates fresh from business school are getting yayed up just to stay at the top of their game. However, there are also broke people who can't afford yayo and have to commit degrading sexual favors or larceny.

Some goddam coke fiend broke into my apartment and stole my shit!

by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

fro

To fling or pass a projectile object such as a ball or frisbee toward another person.

Fro me the rock for the layup man.

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

shut in

A prisoner or recluse confined to a safe and comfortable area such as the home. The shut in lacks the capacity to regulate a stable social life as long as he or she is so confined, and in addition to a lack of healthy, natural sunlight, will usually become pale, depressed, insane, or generally pitiful in contrast to an outgoing individual. Synonymous with tight ass, worthless, stiff, and EverQuest player.

You fucking lazy piece of shit, maybe if you weren't such a shut in you'd find a nice job or a piece of ass.

by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

Inches

An insulting name that is used to mockingly exaggerate a short person's height by measuring it in inches rather than feet.

How it is, Inches? We're about to go shoot some hoops. No, you're too short to be on my team, Inches. Hahahaha!

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

memo

A playful term taken from the movie Office Space, usually in a sarcastic attempt to remind someone of irrelevant information.

There was a boat show on Saturday. Didn't you get that memo?

by T Hizzle June 2, 2005

elephant shit

I was at the Circus once and I saw the Lion Tamer lift up the elephant's tail, and it started dropping baseball-sized turds like a token dispenser at the arcade.

God damn, look at that thing go!

by T Hizzle May 1, 2005

the dark side

A term inspired by the movie Mallrats, used to refer to a person that is frequently stoned from smoking marijuana, while also making an allusion to the dark side of the force in Star Wars.

Kevin tends to forget stuff and is often eating all of my food. He must be another victim of the dark side...

by T Hizzle June 5, 2005