Shooter McGaven

when a guy blows his load before a chick even touches him.

by T February 18, 2003

cock goblin

In reference to a homosexual male sucking cock. The polite way of saying faggot when your lady is around.

Also useful when referring to a wimp or pussy.

See ass clown

I was in New York last week and saw two cock goblins holding hands.

Pass the ball you fuckin' cock goblin, you can't hit shit!

by T November 30, 2004

moop

the noise a turtle makes

turtle- .:pokes head out of shell and looks around:. moop

by T February 05, 2004

friendster

An online dating service/friend network that utilized the "six degrees of separation" analogy with eerily popular results. In a few short months after its inception, friendster has become one of the most popular and overused internet websites to date. With routinely poor service and slow servers, friendster is irritating, but still in some bizarre way, incredibly addictive.

i have 8 million friends on my friendster. how about you?

by T December 07, 2003

george bush

The dumbest person to ever live.

Our piece of shit president just bombed another country and unemployment is as high as ever. He sure is dumb

by t February 21, 2005

budgies tongue

Slang for a womans clit

She is so sexy i would love to lick her Budgies Tongue

by T April 16, 2004

Morning Missle

An erect penis that you have upon waking up in the morning.

I woke up with a huge morning missle today, so my wife road me like a rented mule.

by t June 30, 2004