Sydney 's definitions

Kafka

Noun. One who pretends to be literary or smart, but is in fact, not.

"Bob is not fooling anyone by going to poetry readings and jazz clubs. Everyone knows that he's just a Kafka."

by Sydney December 2, 2002

ass patriot

An insult, I'm pretty sure I started afew years ago to describe homosexuals, or perhaps a penis used for anal probing. You may also use it to describe someone with a patriot missile in their ass.

Leave me alone you ass patriot!

by Sydney June 3, 2004

napoleon dynamite

A movie that doesn't really have a point. It wasn't the "best movie ever." Iv'e seen much better movies.. I don't see why people obsess over it. Still, it was greatly funny.

"Shocks. Pegs. LUCKY!"

by Sydney January 16, 2005

Jelly bracelets

Jelly Bracelets are simple little bracelets. The stupid meanings are meant for whores/sluts that have nothing better to do.

I wear the bracelets because I want to, not because I want sex/to make out/ etc.

"I have the ugliest jelly bracelets ever."

by Sydney January 14, 2005

foolingest

From a quote said by Homer Simpson on the cartoon The Simpsons.

"You couldn't fool anyone on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."

by Sydney January 8, 2005

lozer

another form of loser.

your a lozer, man

by Sydney February 18, 2004

cheese factor

Something extremely corny

That movie had a cheese factor of 10!

by Sydney May 9, 2004