The Old Zazzoo

a way of saying stealing or shoplifting.

i saw a watch i wanted, but it was $800 so i just gave it the old zazzoo

by SweetDoggyM August 27, 2016

freezer fart

when you let one rip in a cold place, such as a restaurant's walk-in cooler. Low temperatures have a stench-enhancing property when it comes to farts, so when this act is performed, not only does the fart stay enclosed in the cooler until the door is left open long enough for it to escape, but also smells about ten times worse. In general, freezer farting is a fun and hilarious thing to do.

I ripped one helluva freezer fart in the cooler at work today. Joey went back there to get something and the smell was so bad his eyes started watering. Good times.

by SweetDoggyM January 14, 2016

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niggaportation

The unique ability to teleport at will between Detroit and any native african village.

generic redneck dude: "Cletus, did you see that nigger vanish just now?! i think he's got niggaportation abilities!"

by SweetDoggyM September 01, 2017

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down there hair

pubic hair. it's the hair that's "down there"

I was having sex with shirly and she pulled my down there hair so I slapped her titty

by SweetDoggyM September 05, 2016

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bish

Something douchebags say in place of the word bitch. It is either used because they are too pussy to actually say bitch, or because they think they are cool.

Just stop saying bish. you sound like a fucking loser.

by SweetDoggyM January 06, 2016

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