13 definitions by Sunlow Foreva

I was walking through town and then I spotted the woman of my dreams, my gf. I invited her to my house. Soon we got drunk and undressed ourselves. She started sucking on my dick, it felt so good. Soon I sliced my fingers into her pussy. She got on top of me and started riding me making me moan.
P 1: Hey wanna hear a sex story?
P 2: yeah
by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023
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A mighty fine set of cheeks that have things between them that get pounded a lot. Things like ({}). And those things usually get pounded by a 3====D
Boy: Hey that ass of yours looks delicious!
Girl: Wanna try it~
by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023
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A thing girl stick in their pussies to gain some pleasure

Poison had stolen a vibrator from her mothers bag and switched it on. She slipped it in her pussy, moaning like crazy.
Then her mother came in…
Duh Duh Duh!
Poison: I shoved a vibrator up my ass!
Ivy: how did it feel?
Poison: Amazing!
by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023
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Charlie: Ur mom gay
You:No u
* Charlie dies
Billy: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian
* Billy dies
by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023
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Boy like boy. Boy love boy. Boy fuck boy. Boy marry boy. Boy have child with boy. Boy die with boy.
Boy: Hey mom I’m gay.
* Mom faints
Boy: Hey dad I’m gay
* Dad dies
Boy: Hey friend I’m gay.
* Friend ignores and changes subject
Boy: Hey crush I’m gay.
Crush: Me too.
Boy: Will you be with me forever?
Crush: Yes!
Boy: Hey mom I have a boyfriend.
* Mom dies
by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023
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A wonderful tight place that woman have and shove boy’s stick or a toy into to get extreeeeemmmmmeee pleasure. Trust I’m a girl and have done it before.
I shoved and vibrator into my pussy last night and it felt soooo goooood!
by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023
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