Sue Don M.'s definitions

derp

A word used after a stupid joke, or stupid slapstick. It was first used in the South Park episode "The Succubus," but popularized by later episodes. Commonly used to refer to jokes in Rob Schneider movies.

Rob Schneider derp da derp! Then, derp da derp ta tittily tum.

by Sue Don M. December 29, 2007

trupkin

The act of sticking one's tongue in a car's tailpipe, especially when for sexual pleasure.

I saw this sexy Ferrari, and I just had to give it a trupkin.

by Sue Don M. May 9, 2011

telepathetic

Word used to describe telepathic abilities that only ever lead to calamity.

So just because the head alien dies, the space ship goes down? I guess there must've been a telepathetic connection.

by Sue Don M. November 23, 2010

kiloWeiner

Unit of arousal named after cartoonist Zach Weiner. An increase in kiloWeiners often corresponds to a decrease in guilt.

Arousal during masturbation often peaks around 10,000 kiloWeiners.

by Sue Don M. June 30, 2011

homohm

A unit of homosexuality derived from the ohm. Coined by Zachary Weiner.

Son: Dad... I'm gay.
Dad: How gay?
Son: 6.4 homohms.
Dad: That is within acceptable bounds.

by Sue Don M. November 10, 2010

expuberance

The realization that the thirteen-year-old you would be happy with your current sex life. Portmanteau of "exuberance" and "puberty." Coined by Zachary Weiner.

Girl: Is it okay if I dress as Batgirl tonight? It's kind of a turn-on.
Boy: Words cannot describe my expuberance.

by Sue Don M. March 4, 2011

moist boy

An obnoxious Twitter user, usually a young man of the NEET variety, usually racist. Alternately "wet gent" or "damp chap."

I trolled Richard Spencer and now my mentions are full of moist boys.

by Sue Don M. April 3, 2017