Suckmytoes_77's definitions

Red pill movement

A group of terminally online virgins that like to blame women for their problems. They also huff a strain of copium that makes themselves feel like they're "too good" for the women that rejected them even though that's straight up false. Typically filled with those who call themselves "alpha males" yet they have zero social skills and usually get roasted by the women they invite onto their podcasts. By this same logic the smaller your cock is and the more rejections you get from women, the more respected you are in this utterly pathetic movement. There's also members like sneako who think it makes you a "man" to get cucked and watch your girlfriend do it with another dude. Go ahead and downvote this you pathetic virgins IDGAF.

Bro imagine watching the fresh and fit podcast and thinking they're cool.. bunch of sobs from the red pill movement. They literally cry to their fans after getting roasted by the people they started an argument with.

by Suckmytoes_77 July 3, 2025

Resume Fodder

Resume fodder is a bullshit job that you are aware is bullshit, but you only work there for a short period of time to use it later on as a reference. By working there for only a month and then quitting, you can stack up your resume and theoretically speedrun the corporate ladder. Think of it as gun game in Call of Duty but for jobs.

Yeah I got hired at TGI Fridays as a line cook. I'm only gonna be there till I line up something slightly better this job sucks it's nothing but resume fodder

by Suckmytoes_77 July 29, 2024

Technel

A word used to insult tech bros, which is meant to poke fun at them for their often pretentious nature and how they will often suck the nipples of Elon musk. A technel is someone who is easily suckered into buying gimmicky gadgets just so they can drone on and on to people who couldn't care less about the specs of it. Often times the technel will wonder why nobody invites them to parties and why women don't call back after the first date.

Technel: "My cyber truck has 200 kwh of charge and goes from 0-60 in .2 seconds! It even comes with a tent option for a measly 3k extra! bet you're so jealous!"

Person: "imagine flexing the fact that you paid 80k for an overpriced Pontiac Aztec that will be completely rusted out in 6 months."

by Suckmytoes_77 May 20, 2024

Bum rush

When you bum rush someone, it means you ambush them using an unfair combat advantage. A lot of the other definitions list it specifically as charging someone and bodyslamming them into a solid wall, which is applicable because it's total bullshit and usually catches the victim off guard. Other examples include (but are not limited to) attacking someone from behind by sprinting at them and landing a tackle, ganging up on someone and beating them to the ground with superior numbers, or hitting someone with a sucker punch while they're distracted fighting someone else. This is also a tactic in the board game risk, but in this case it consists of plopping down all your armies in one previously weakly defended country and defeating the surrounding countries (usually defended by only 1 or two armies) by spam attacking and having your opponent be unfortunate enough to roll a 1 every goddamn time and lose half their territories. Smash and grab robberies could be considered another example, as a mob of people obscure their faces, run into a store, grab whatever they can, and dash out in the blink of an eye, using their superior numbers to overwhelm store security and staff and to make it harder to uncover an individual suspect's identity. Bum rushing comes from the fact that these tactics are often seen as cheap or low of someone to use, which makes them a bum for having to use them instead of a fair fight.

Example 1: I almost got killed yesterday. This dude freaking bum rushed me and stole my wallet after pistol whipping me out of nowhere with his gun.

Example 2: "I've got his legs! Break both his arms with the bat while guy 3 hits him in the nuts with his golf club!"

Jack thought he had found the ultimate spot to survive in tf2 zombies but his posse was quickly wiped out thanks to the zombie medics bum rushing them by spamming taunt heals and taunt kills by the doorway until the other medics were able to make a breakthrough and swarm the room.

by Suckmytoes_77 December 29, 2023

Lahey juul

Another word for a breathalyzer, which is a device used to monitor one's blood alcohol content (BAC). Dubbed 'the Lahey juul' because in the television series "Trailer Park Boys," Jim Lahey (park supervisor) frequently uses a breathalyzer in a similar fashion to a nicotine addict.

Yo I got pulled over by this cop who was super chill. He even let me hit his Lahey juul.

by Suckmytoes_77 April 18, 2021

Backside beans

Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.

"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"

"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."

by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021

Hot Toddy

A Hot Toddy is when some gives you a blowjob, but prior to doing so, they ingested something spicy, (like buffalo wings, for example). It hurts really bad, and you usually scream "HOT TODDY!" when it happens. It can also be when someone gives you a handjob after coming into contact with a sensitive-skin irritant, like chili flakes. Sometimes it's an accident, but sometimes they know it'll hurt you and they do it anyway to be a bad person.

Person 1: "Ok ready?"

Person 2: "Yeah go for it. Oh yes. YESSSS... Hey wait a minute.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOT TODDY! HOT TODDY! OW! OW! OW! GODDAMMIT RINSE YOUR MOUTH OUT NEXT TIME, OR BETTER YET LAY OFF THE BUFFALO WINGS!"

by Suckmytoes_77 August 9, 2022