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Technel

Someone who's life is dominated by technology, more so than the average person. This person always has an array of gadgets on their person, such as the newest phone, watch, etc. Some of the tools they own might fill a niche role, or one that is a total gimmick, such as a shoulder-mounted automatic fly swatter, or in the case of a useless gimmick, a juicero juicing machine. Often times the technel will brag about how advanced their technology is to the point where the objects they own become their whole personality and more or less extensions of themselves. Technels are the type of people who will talk all day about all the benefits of modern day innovations, but would be left defenseless should their beloved technologies fail, and will likely attribute this failure to external factors rather than poor design. Most technels wouldn't survive 3 days in the wilderness without their little toys.

Example 1:

Technel: "The flesh is weak.. Robots are our masters!"

Regular person: "goddamn when will this technel shut up he's been hogging the mic for 20 minutes now."

Example 2: Technel brags about shoes with built in climate control, regenerative insoles, and self tying laces made of titanium cable. Technel tries to demonstrate the capabilities of the hydraulic jump feature, failing to account for the fact that the shoes have a weight limit of 130 lbs between the two of them and the engineers didn't do a very good job creating a waterproof design. Technel doesn't make it over the massive puddle they tried to jump and total their $18,000 shoes, blaming the failure on "wind conditions."

by Suckmytoes_77 November 8, 2023

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Testicular crit

A critical hit to the balls. Can happen as a result of being kicked, bumping into the edge of a counter just right, getting rhino'd but their knee hits your sack too, being towel whipped, etc. This can also arise from being hit in the crotch with a bag of nickels, a low flying pigeon, or a beanbag round fired from a shotgun. Can be a mini crit or full crit.

Person 1: "Jimmy told me he rode his BMX through a crowded subway platform and sacktapped 2 guys at once with the handlebars."l

Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"

by Suckmytoes_77 April 28, 2023

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Tactijuul reload

A fancy way to replace an empty juul pod with a full one. Speed and style are usually key when doing a "tactijuul reload," with the goal in mind being to attract mates at a college party.

"That loser Justin tried to do a tactijuul reload at the frat party and dropped his pod in the punchbowl. What a tool."

by Suckmytoes_77 April 12, 2021

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Clitoon

A cup into which a woman squirts into through clitoral stimulation

Welp I've gotta drain the old lizard. Time to use the clitoon!

by Suckmytoes_77 May 20, 2024

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Red pill movement

A group of terminally online virgins that like to blame women for their problems. They also huff a strain of copium that makes themselves feel like they're "too good" for the women that rejected them even though that's straight up false. Typically filled with those who call themselves "alpha males" yet they have zero social skills and usually get roasted by the women they invite onto their podcasts. By this same logic the smaller your cock is and the more rejections you get from women, the more respected you are in this utterly pathetic movement. There's also members like sneako who think it makes you a "man" to get cucked and watch your girlfriend do it with another dude. Go ahead and downvote this you pathetic virgins IDGAF.

Bro imagine watching the fresh and fit podcast and thinking they're cool.. bunch of sobs from the red pill movement. They literally cry to their fans after getting roasted by the people they started an argument with.

by Suckmytoes_77 July 3, 2025

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