Definitions by Stupidly Sophisticated

I'll have your head 

A threat basically meaning that the recipient is in very serious trouble if certain conditions are met.

If I find out you're lying to me, then by God, I'll have your head!

I'll have your head by Stupidly Sophisticated December 16, 2020

overdrive 

The paradoxical state where you're super tired, but at the same time, you've got a lot of energy.

Teacher: You're rather full of energy this morning.

Me: I'm in overdrive.

Teacher: Makes sense.

overdrive by Stupidly Sophisticated November 30, 2020

hooding 

The act of pulling up the hood of someone wearing a hoodie, then yanking the drawstrings.

He tried to swipe my lunch, so my friends and I decided to use hooding as our method of revenge. It was funny as hell to see him flailing around!

hooding by Stupidly Sophisticated October 23, 2020

go stick your head in a hornet's nest 

A less vulgar way to say "fuck off". I personally coined the phrase and used it once or twice on some motormouth who rubbed me the wrong way. Hornets are mean, six-legged bastards, even meaner than their cousins: the wasps.

Shemp: You couldn't let me do it. You had to gum up the works.

Larry: Ah, go stick your head in a hornet's nest.

go stick your head in a hornet's nest by Stupidly Sophisticated September 16, 2020

first-class asshole 

The affectionate nickname for Urban Dictionary volunteers. Any single one Urban Dictionary volunteer who rejected any of my definitions that were actually good is especially deserving of being called a first class asshole.

I have had it with every motherfucking first-class asshole on Urban Dictionary rejecting my motherfucking definitions!

first-class asshole by Stupidly Sophisticated July 18, 2020

Hit the dirt! 

An exclamation to warn others to brace for some serious damage by an explosive or vehicle.

Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?

Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.

Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!

Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!

Hit the dirt! by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020

Make Like Judas

Betray someone. Sell them out. Stab them in the back. Pull a Julius Caesar on them. According to the bible, Judas was one of the twelve disciples and was the one who sold Jesus out to the Romans.

I had a feeling someone would Make Like Judas when they saw us walk into the bank with ski masks on our faces and cloth bags in our hands. Come here, you tattletale cocksucker!

Make Like Judas by Stupidly Sophisticated March 19, 2020