25 definitions by Stupidly Sophisticated
A clever, roundabout way of telling someone to go to Hell. Inspired by this elderly Ukrainian lady who walked straight up to Russian soldiers, passing out sunflower seeds and saying "put these seeds in your pocket so that sunflowers will grow when you die here."
Your mother, your father, your lineage, your existence, go put sunflower seeds in your pocket, and most importantly, FUCK YOU!
by Stupidly Sophisticated May 30, 2022
To betray someone. In Ancient Rome, Julius Caesar was betrayed and stabbed multiple times over by his friends on account of how many illegal actions he performed while ruling over Rome.
Bartender: Why so gloomy?
Truck Driver: The day started out so well. Me and my buddies... we were all excited and grooving and dancing in the company parking lot because it was Friday. I suggested we come here... Now, it's almost closing time and I'm thoroughly convinced they wanted to Pull a Julius Caesar on me.
Truck Driver: The day started out so well. Me and my buddies... we were all excited and grooving and dancing in the company parking lot because it was Friday. I suggested we come here... Now, it's almost closing time and I'm thoroughly convinced they wanted to Pull a Julius Caesar on me.
by Stupidly Sophisticated March 15, 2020
An exclamation and assertion of dominance. Typically to be used in an online fighting game after defeating an opponent.
by Stupidly Sophisticated December 27, 2021
Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014
A standard bicycle with a gasoline engine. They get their name because, typically, their owners were arrested for driving under the influence and lost their license.
by Stupidly Sophisticated October 10, 2023
a condom
Kazmir got Princess Angel drunk and then he fucked her brains out with an 11-inch dick until she was pregnant . he never pulled out and never wore a rubber slip, obviously.
by Stupidly Sophisticated November 29, 2015
Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?
Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.
Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!
Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!
Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.
Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!
Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!
by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020