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Definitions by Stupid Af

Stupid Af 

some loser on the internet that reads and posts urban definitions for fun
Stupid Af: Hi I Am Stupid Af And Im A Loser Probably I Dont Know I Dont Care But Whatever.
Guy 1: Why Are You Typing Like This.
Stupid Af by Stupid Af July 18, 2021

Name Definition

pointless type of definition used 99% of time to make the person with the name reading that happy

sometimes also used to meme another person or a troll making it
Guy 1: *searches name definition* Alright. John.
14 year old girl on urbandictionary: OMG JOHN IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY I LUV HIM😳😳😳💖💖💖💖💖💖
Guy 1: stfu.
Name Definition by Stupid Af July 18, 2021

Homophobic 

Something you become quickly, hating on gay people will become apart of your lifestyle.
Guy 1: "I quickly became homophobic. Hating on gay people became apart of my lifestyle."
Homophobic by Stupid Af July 18, 2021

Homiesexual

When you are a homie but you are also attracted to strictly the homies.

its not an actual sexuality its a meme sexuality but i mean it is possible to be a homie and attracted to homies only
Guy 1: "im homiesexual"
Guy 2: "me too"
Guy 3, Guy 4, Guy 5, Guy 6, Guy 7, and Guy 8: "me too"
Guy 9: "you guys are weird"
Everyone else: "shut up"
Homiesexual by Stupid Af July 18, 2021
A guy who didn't follow the damn train
CJ and Big Smoke: *misses train*
Big Smoke: All you had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!
CJ by Stupid Af July 16, 2021

shower rant

some shit that you do when your tired of scrubbing weird bubbly shit all over your body
Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?
shower rant by Stupid Af July 14, 2021

dickabyte 

storage used for saving stuff to pornography (and yes, watching pewdiepie counts as jerking off)
"michael had a dickabyte of porn to jack off too"
dickabyte by Stupid Af July 13, 2021