Stupid Af's definitions

big sister

a torture device from the depths of hell

guy: hey u got a big sister
guy 2: yes i do!!! she sucks
guy: obviously for crying out loud

by Stupid Af July 4, 2021

Lesbian

The best color in the whole goddamn universe.

Person 1: Lesbian is my favorite color!
Person 2: Wow dude! You must’ve been raised in Hollywood or something!

by Stupid Af June 21, 2021

john

random normal guy that works at some company you have no idea exists

guy 1: *working*
john: *walks up* my shift is done
guy 1: ok?

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

October 24th

It is National Pewdiepie Appreciation Day! On this day, you appreciate Pewdiepie.

Person 1: “Hey, it’s October 24th!”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “It’s National Pewdiepie Appreciation Day!”

by Stupid Af June 19, 2021

frick or dick

smash or pass but it sounds better

Me: Look at this fine girl. Frick or dick?
Other guy: frick.

by Stupid Af July 8, 2021

Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)

Someone who needs to touch some grass.

Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

Hetero Sapien

Someone so straight that they can be classified as an entirely new species, Hetero Sapiens.
If you want to achieve this rank for a girl you must be only sucking dicks
And for guys you have to be only licking vags

karen: hi im hetero sapien

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021