Definitions by Stupid Af
The Hetero
The Hetero is something you get being around straight people. However, it is much harder to get than the traditional gay.
First, you have to get all 5 Obamiums
Next, you have to kill James Charles
Then, you have to remove all your girly clothes and act straight
Finally, you have to stop masturbating to gay AND straight stuff
All of these combined will create an unstoppable force, which then, mixed together with the elements of space, will turn you... straight!
However, just a quick reminder, easier said than done. It's going to take a lot of work, but finding the right tutorials can advance you in your journey back.
Good luck!
First, you have to get all 5 Obamiums
Next, you have to kill James Charles
Then, you have to remove all your girly clothes and act straight
Finally, you have to stop masturbating to gay AND straight stuff
All of these combined will create an unstoppable force, which then, mixed together with the elements of space, will turn you... straight!
However, just a quick reminder, easier said than done. It's going to take a lot of work, but finding the right tutorials can advance you in your journey back.
Good luck!
The Hetero by Stupid Af June 29, 2021
No Lesbo
Girl 1: Hey.
Girl 2: Yeah?
Girl 1: I'm moving to San Fransisco with my girlfriend. Our house is gonna be full of beer, sports posters and references, we will fuck every night, and dress up as sports kids like the tomboys we are. No lesbo tho.
Girl 2: K.
Girl 2: Yeah?
Girl 1: I'm moving to San Fransisco with my girlfriend. Our house is gonna be full of beer, sports posters and references, we will fuck every night, and dress up as sports kids like the tomboys we are. No lesbo tho.
Girl 2: K.