Scrummy Bastard

A friend who does something annoying just to get on your nerves.

"I just drank the last of the milk. Hope you didn't need any for your cereal."

"You scrummy bastard!"

by Stud April 11, 2005

John Kerry

1. A monument in North Vietnam next to a similar monument of Jane Fonda (Hanoi Jane), thanking him for his war protesting back in the United States which the Vietnamese believed helped them win the Vietnam war by destroying United States morale at home and causing people to spit on soldiers and call them baby killers when they didn't know what the fuck actually went on in Vietnam when women and children would walk up to soldiers with bombs strapped to them.
2. An idiot who marries rich women to help advance his career.
3. A candidate in the 2004 election who doesn't stand for anything and only attacks President Bush about what Bush has done wrong and not how Kerry will fix it himself.

I wouldn't vote for Kerry, even if I was bent over and forced to take it in the ass.

by Stud August 18, 2006

Bulk Up

A male definition. Adding muscle mass or weight by going to the gym frequently and eating a high-protein diet.

Q: Dude, why are you eating so much meat?
A: I'm trying to bulk up.

by Stud April 11, 2005

Errrin Baron

The Ebonics-inflected version of "a blonde bombshell from Lanikai, Hawaii."

Emma just said "Errrin Baron!"

by Stud March 17, 2005

Demon Semen

A term usually used by a guy to describe the potency of his semen.

"I think she wants a taste of my demon semen."

by Stud April 11, 2005

Guy Thing

A concept that men find natural, but women find confusing or annoying.

"Do you have to celebrate after every touchdown?"

"It's a guy thing. You wouldn't understand."

by Stud April 11, 2005

mofug

a mother fucking fudge packer

Only extremely gay people are called mofuges.

by Stud June 19, 2004