brattitude

Specifically the negative or immature demeanor, associated behaviors, silver-spoon fed, pompously inappropriate, childish, and rude mannerisms most commonly expressed by a rotten little sister who has somehow envisioned herself to be worthy of a position of power and sharp tongue, which she clearly has not earned. To act in a rude, disorderly, or otherwise unkind fashion towards an older brother or sister without cause, justification, or reason.

An older brother called his youngest sister whilst she was away at her freshman year of college just to say hello and see how things were going, however he could not spare the time of day to say hello and shoot the breeze, so instead of being friendly, the little sister copped a fierce brattitude, saying something with a dismissive and judgmental tone about how she had to go because it was time to eat dinner. Huh, I guess older brothers aren't worth a dime's worth of respect and friendliness for some unexplained reason.

by Stu Cherbourg February 20, 2011

Irish Exit

When the handsomest man or. woman at a party up and decides the party is over for him or her, and leaves everybody wishing they had one last look. (all other definitions are racist and demeaning, mistakenly assigning drunkenness as the reason, but the Irish know we are much smarter than this, and we want always to leave them wanting more, and this is one way to know we’ll be missed.)

Ah, Patrick O’Hagan you handsome man, I was gonna kiss you, but alas, I missed my chance when you vanished without a trace, in Irish Exit once again.

by Stu Cherbourg August 25, 2019

pornocheyneyed

the accidental shooting of your load into someone's face

DUDE #1: "Sally was getting me going orally, but I got overly stimulated and pornocheyneyed her before we actually did the deed."

DUDE #2: "So you are still a virgin?"

DUDE #1: "Yep."

DUDE #2: "You cockmo."

by Stu Cherbourg August 01, 2010

electric showboating

the obscene & dangerous, potentially destructive & wasteful effort to make your life more a life aquatic by recklessly driving your Tesla through floodwaters in a disaster area while blasting the song, I’m on a Boat,” at volume 11.

Oh look everybody, Elon is out electric showboating in his Cybertruck again, who does he think he is, Steve Zissou?

by Stu Cherbourg January 18, 2023

spangles

the soft jiggly fat, useless muscle, and extra skin dangling from a lazy and out of shape older woman's triceps.

As she threw the softball, her exceptionally large spangles caused the throw to be errant, but what a show!

by Stu Cherbourg July 07, 2017

halfrican

a half-white half-black person with a big dick and good credit

The other day I saw a halfrican pulled over on the side of the road, the cops had apparently called for black-up, but since he was only a halfrican, the black-up copper rode in on a motorcycle and everything was okay, I guess he had insurance, and his license plates weren't stolen.

by Stu Cherbourg May 10, 2009

TUTF

Too Ugly To Fuck. Derivative of TDTF, major difference is that this time the blame isn't on you.

Tom met this wombat looking horny girl last night at the party. She hit him over the head with a big stick when he wasn't looking. Bad news, she was TUTF. Perhaps she should try slipping a viagra in his drink first next time.

by Stu Cherbourg June 03, 2010