Anyone who spends their day licking, eating, munching, or cleaning the anus of the big orange cheeto Donald J. Trump, rather than to tell him the truth, or to correct him when he's made a mistake. These types can be identified by the orange cheeto dust around their lips, which is a remnant of their recent sphincter work.
Glenn Beck wiped the orange dust from around his lips onto his right sleeve and, like most ASS MAGATS, then went on to talk about the border wall and how prices are down, even though the only thing down is the stock market.
by Stu Cherbourg May 01, 2025
A cog in the machine that eats the news and spits out mindless garbage designed to hide the actual news.
The conflictinator announced a shocking revalation on the flat screen today, "The corporation bought the farm today, American government will be a one party system from here on out."
by Stu Cherbourg November 13, 2010
<jaw-guh> J.ust A.nother U.nemployed W.hite G.uy - also JAWG, like DAWG, but for white guys, a term coined by Salvatore Paradise in his third book entitled "Danny Veit is a Piece of Sheit." Initially used to describe his second unemployed friend, now applicable to 11% of the population in this second American Great Depression
How's it hangin' JAUWG, find a job yet? No man, I applied to work at six flags, but all of the 40 year old JAUWGS got there first. What's an 18 year old JAUWG supposed to do for money these days? I donno man, have you tried asking your dad if you can work for him at his company JAUWG?
by Stu Cherbourg August 04, 2009
formerly known as a driver, the occupant of the front left seat in a Tesla, whose sole job is to pour drinks and bartend the self driving car
by Stu Cherbourg June 10, 2020
Tom met this wombat looking horny girl last night at the party. She hit him over the head with a big stick when he wasn't looking. Bad news, she was TUTF. Perhaps she should try slipping a viagra in his drink first next time.
by Stu Cherbourg June 04, 2010
The other day I saw a halfrican pulled over on the side of the road, the cops had apparently called for black-up, but since he was only a halfrican, the black-up copper rode in on a motorcycle and everything was okay, I guess he had insurance, and his license plates weren't stolen.
by Stu Cherbourg May 09, 2009
Specifically the negative or immature demeanor, associated behaviors, silver-spoon fed, pompously inappropriate, childish, and rude mannerisms most commonly expressed by a rotten little sister who has somehow envisioned herself to be worthy of a position of power and sharp tongue, which she clearly has not earned. To act in a rude, disorderly, or otherwise unkind fashion towards an older brother or sister without cause, justification, or reason.
An older brother called his youngest sister whilst she was away at her freshman year of college just to say hello and see how things were going, however he could not spare the time of day to say hello and shoot the breeze, so instead of being friendly, the little sister copped a fierce brattitude, saying something with a dismissive and judgmental tone about how she had to go because it was time to eat dinner. Huh, I guess older brothers aren't worth a dime's worth of respect and friendliness for some unexplained reason.
by Stu Cherbourg January 31, 2011