Stu's definitions

chuffnut

A chunk of shit stuck between your ass cheeks. Generally missed if you've been too hasty wiping your ass after a dump.

Man, I only wiped once, and now I have a chuffnut the size of an egg in my ass.

by Stu October 12, 2003

potato balls

potato balls, is a humerous name for someone with gigantic, brown and dirty bollocks. they often have a fuzzy looking green growths coming off them and they look hugley deformed.they are often visible from outside of the sufferers clothing, as they look like he has two king edwards in his duds.

this is often caused by using a vacuum cleaner on the testicular region.

"check out that guys nads in the speedos. he's got potato balls, big hairy disgusting looking potato balls."

by stu August 4, 2004

goose

the goose is the part of the body between your arse hole and your ball sac.

Gaz loves havin his goose licked by crazy geordie stalkers

by stu August 4, 2004

numbnuts

This word is Self-Explanatory

What kind of numbnuts looks up "numbnuts" on urbandictionary

by Stu August 13, 2004

Stu

Stu is the name of a cocky bastard who has good reason to be cocky.

Girl "Stu why are you so cocky"
Stu "I am not cocky I am just confident"
Girl slides down Stu’s pants
Girl "Oh that’s why"

by Stu August 18, 2004

vault

Originally seen on the General Mayhem forums, Vault is the place where we keep the funny, aka, comedy gold, platinum and plutonium. only the finest metals of comedy are stored in the vault.

Vault this shit, its comedy gold!

by Stu September 26, 2004

limphaga

Cool, Awesome, Dope. surfer term

That dude is so limphaga.

by stu May 13, 2005