Stu's definitions

the 7 habits of highly effective teens

a stupid self help book that every freshman in hs has to read and listen to lectures about. it is amazingly redundant, all the lessons are common sense and we've been taught them all through our life. the author is really rich now because his book sold a bazillion copies, purchased by pathetic people with issues & no life.

guy-Sean, stop reading the 7 habits of highly effective teens, it's dumbing you down!

sean-But we have to pass this class to graduate.

guy-6 mnths ltr sean is stupider than he already was. dont buy this book people.

by stu March 5, 2004

claxon

Chavs use this word when they are jealous of how clever and intelligent you are.

I'm gonna fuckin write bellend on the wall coz it's me favourite word o' week (writes 'Bilend'). There yaa go mate bellend. Fuckin' that's what you un's are innit ya fuckin'...CLAXON...Fuck me charver...I'M FUCKED!

by stu January 2, 2005

shithouse

A word used to describe something that is not good.

Fuck me, I lost my right testicle! That is shithouse.

by stu December 4, 2002

Word

En expression of something being good.

Man, that shit's fuckin' word!

by Stu December 4, 2002

Steamboatstu

A nickname for someone who is both tough and handsome.

Stu

by Stu August 29, 2003

potato balls

potato balls, is a humerous name for someone with gigantic, brown and dirty bollocks. they often have a fuzzy looking green growths coming off them and they look hugley deformed.they are often visible from outside of the sufferers clothing, as they look like he has two king edwards in his duds.

this is often caused by using a vacuum cleaner on the testicular region.

"check out that guys nads in the speedos. he's got potato balls, big hairy disgusting looking potato balls."

by stu August 4, 2004

NTS

shorten from not that serious, used to say when something that happens isnt as important as people think it is.

Guy #1: OMG that guy is Level 75 in lineage

Guy #2: NTS we can still beat him

by Stu January 28, 2005