bum barnacle

noun. A small particle of excrement missed by the wipee.

'I thought my underpants were wearing thin, then I discovered an infestation of bum barnacles'.

by Stretch October 03, 2003

up chuck

a guy you vomits all the time because he can't hold his liquer.....pussy

hey up chuck! have another shot!

by stretch October 25, 2004

Stretch

A tall skinny person. A true beauty.

Ashely Storey is stretch

by Stretch July 10, 2014

swass

this is a description of when your ass getting really swetty. its a combination of sweat and ass. used as a verb, it is when you stick your sweaty ass on someone, usually in the face.

"Demo was pissing my off and wouldn't shut the fuck up up so i swassed him right in the face1'

by stretch May 02, 2003

logging

When Russian ladies feel lonely, they do a massive shite, freeze it and at times of need, use it as a dildo, according to Manchipp.

So there I was, chillin with my hot Ruski Mama when all of a sudden and with no suggestion for me, she goes to the freezer and drags out this 13 inch shit and starts to masturdate using it. So obviously I said "what the hell are you doing" and she said, "Logging, it's all the range here in Russia" (but in Russian clearly, as she was russian)

by stretch June 06, 2003

f'real

a guy with a larger than normal sausage

dude, is that thing f'real?

by stretch October 27, 2004

one ball zach hall

a guy named zach hall that has only one ball.

zach lacks one in his sack!

by stretch February 27, 2005