stooo's definitions

Pffftt

Aka - The 'Jeff Goldblum Noise'. The phonetic spelling of that sound made by actor Jeff Goldblum to punctuate every other sentence he utters. A kind of smug, smirking exhalation through one's splayed nostrils, which makes the user appear superior yet self-depreciating at the same time.

"Holsten Pills... pffftt... Because all the sugar turns to alcohol!"

"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."

by Stooo June 30, 2003

8

The ordinal number '8' is often used in place of the phonemes that would make the sound 'ate' in written English.
I say 'often', I actually mean 'often (by bumpers)'
The habit could have originally developed among linux {fucktards in chatrooms, or 14 year old scrubbers text messaging on mobile phones. Either that or from 'old-school' rave act Altern8 (still DJ-ing in and around Stoke-on-Trent, kids!)
Whichever way you look at it, it looks shit and dosn't make you look cool.

"C U L8R M8!!!!!"

"He was a sk8r boi..."

"I'd rather menstru8 a ten ton w8 than write in such an illiter8 way, dude."

by Stooo March 21, 2003

funpipe

A pipe o' fun. Obviously. Also, was going to be the domain name of the best website ever, but some other fucker beat us to it by literally hours. Probably a German porn site by now.
It was going to be great. We were going to become a phenomenon. People were going to talk about funpipie all the time. there would have been a spin-off TV show and everything.
Stay tuned to find out what we call it instead.

"Wow, dude! That site with the English dudes that was going to be called funpipe.com until some German stole the domain name is bitchen'!"
- A person in the know.

by Stooo April 5, 2003

Narfing

Narfing = Nothing, really. Just a word I made up to get another link to Chris Horner to proclaim to the world that he's no bumper! Chris don't bump!

"I wanted a whole bunch of people to see what a bumper Horner isn't, so I invented the word Narfing"
- Stooo

by Stooo May 29, 2003

felchbox

A nonsense insult, inspired, I guess by felch. If any meaning is to be derived from it, I would assume that it is implying that the person in question resembles in some way an anus-full of semen, ,ready to be orally incorporated.
Given the kind of people I usually have cause to say this to, that's quite an apt description.

"Golly, you really are one almighty felchbox!"

by Stooo March 21, 2003

dirtclodding

Possibly fictitious sexual practice once mentioned in an interview by Corey Taylor of pretend rock band Slipknot. Dirtclodding (if it exists) involves one partner withdrawing his member from the other's dilated anus and then (please excuse me...) poo-ing into the gaping aperture.
Worryingly, Im sure that even if he meant it as a joke, many Slipknot fans have probably got bad infections trying it since.

I darn't imagine an example...

by Stooo March 19, 2003

apostrophe

Not a piece of urban slang at all, but an important punctuation mark in written English, which I pride myself on knowing how to use correctly.
However, in my definition for Stoke-on-Trent, I have noticed that I made an error and put one in where it didn't belong (story of my life...).
Therefore, I'm putting this in to make myself feel better.
Wow, what a waste of your time if you read all that! Sorry!

It's only correct to put an apostrophe in "it's" if it's "it is", if not, it's "its".

by Stooo March 21, 2003