21 definitions by Stoolie

Hey, I saw you to talking to the boss - what is the scutts on the lay-offs?
by Stoolie April 17, 2013
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When one is working to become more knowledgeable in an area or increase their ability in a skill.
Person 1: Your have really been expertising your guitar skills with all of that practice.

Person 2: Thanks man, the hard work is really paying off.
by Stoolie May 21, 2014
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An individual who presses co-workers or friends to come up with the simplest solutions to problems.
Suzy is such a parsimonier, asking question after question to try and help us figure out how to make things as straightforward as possible. I guess it's efficient, but it can be a ton of questions.
by Stoolie May 29, 2014
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When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.
Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.
by Stoolie May 23, 2014
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When a boss works you to death but is to cheap to buy drinks at happy hour
A little appreciation for my hard work at the office could go a long way. Just buy us drinks once in a while and stop being so freakin' scroogy.
by Stoolie April 24, 2015
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When someone leaves you. You miss them greatly and can't stop thinking about them. They leave you in a wake of want.
My girlfriend has been overseas for two months, I think about her all the time, she has left me in her wake of want.
by Stoolie January 23, 2015
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Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.
Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.
by Stoolie November 25, 2014
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