Statisticalling

When one spends an inordinate amount of time working on data or statistics. And likes it.
John: How was work today?
Jim: OMG, it rocked I spent all day trying to figure out the relationship between height and grades. 10 hours later I had TWO numbers for my efforts. Neither made sense, but the day was some epic statisticalling....
by Stoolie November 13, 2014
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Scroogy

When a boss works you to death but is to cheap to buy drinks at happy hour
A little appreciation for my hard work at the office could go a long way. Just buy us drinks once in a while and stop being so freakin' scroogy.
by Stoolie April 24, 2015
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Wake of Want

When someone leaves you. You miss them greatly and can't stop thinking about them. They leave you in a wake of want.
My girlfriend has been overseas for two months, I think about her all the time, she has left me in her wake of want.
by Stoolie January 23, 2015
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Poach

To hire a worker away from a competitor
Wow, ABC research firm just poached our best programmer.
by Stoolie January 02, 2014
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Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.
Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.
by Stoolie November 25, 2014
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parsimonier

An individual who presses co-workers or friends to come up with the simplest solutions to problems.
Suzy is such a parsimonier, asking question after question to try and help us figure out how to make things as straightforward as possible. I guess it's efficient, but it can be a ton of questions.
by Stoolie May 29, 2014
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LFA

A three letter acronym for 'The Boss' as it sounds like 'El Jefe' a Spanish phrase for the boss or chief.
Your LFA really needs to get you a raise. You work so hard for that boss it's time you got recognized for it.
by Stoolie March 04, 2018
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