Stoolie's definitions

Scutts

Information gathered from scuttlebutt.

Hey, I saw you to talking to the boss - what is the scutts on the lay-offs?

by Stoolie April 17, 2013

Scroogy

When a boss works you to death but is to cheap to buy drinks at happy hour

A little appreciation for my hard work at the office could go a long way. Just buy us drinks once in a while and stop being so freakin' scroogy.

by Stoolie April 24, 2015

Wake of Want

When someone leaves you. You miss them greatly and can't stop thinking about them. They leave you in a wake of want.

My girlfriend has been overseas for two months, I think about her all the time, she has left me in her wake of want.

by Stoolie January 23, 2015

caffeine deficit disorder

When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.

Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.

by Stoolie May 23, 2014

Sweet Honey Nectar

The epitome of awesome and cool. When something is so perfect that "cool" or "awesome" or "kickin" is just not enough.

Person 1: OMG the Cubs just won the world series...

Person 2: Sweet Honey Nectar

by Stoolie October 26, 2013

Powerpoint

To point at an individual with a foam finger

Yes I see that cheerleader on the field, but would you stop with the powerpoint, everyone knows you are gawking.

by Stoolie September 5, 2013

TMJ

A freezing of the jaw and slurring of words condition that occurs when one has consumed Too Much Jameson (TMJ).

I'm unable to feel my jaw after all those whiskey neats, I've really got to cut back on the Jameson. I may never get over this TMJ.

by Stoolie December 24, 2017