Stoolie's definitions

PSF

When someone's face clearly shows signs of having had work done, pulled back skin, large lips, funny smile, etc. This is PSF or Plastic Surgery Face

1: WOW - her smile was permanently attached to her face.

2: No kidding, but it IS permanent; that is a bad case of PSF

by Stoolie February 7, 2017

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP)

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.

Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.

by Stoolie November 25, 2014

tighted

When someone is comfortable showing off their booty because they are wearing tights. This occurs regularly in yoga class and for those women who wear short skirts.

OH WOW that is a short skirt, but it's ok because she was tighted and so there was no naked buttcheek.

by Stoolie February 4, 2014

Data Nerding

The act of analyzing data in great detail. When you spend hours working on excel or other stats programs trying to 1) figure out data and 2) analyze it. This often occurs while in college, fantasy football, and in careers that focus on research and analysis. On big problems, Data Nerding can go on for days.

Damn, I may never figure out what quarterback to draft for fantasy football. Looks like it's time to pull out excel and get to data nerding so I can decide on who to pick.

by Stoolie December 4, 2013

TMJ

A freezing of the jaw and slurring of words condition that occurs when one has consumed Too Much Jameson (TMJ).

I'm unable to feel my jaw after all those whiskey neats, I've really got to cut back on the Jameson. I may never get over this TMJ.

by Stoolie December 24, 2017

parsimonier

An individual who presses co-workers or friends to come up with the simplest solutions to problems.

Suzy is such a parsimonier, asking question after question to try and help us figure out how to make things as straightforward as possible. I guess it's efficient, but it can be a ton of questions.

by Stoolie May 29, 2014

Donuting

When an individual eats at least six donuts in one sitting.

I am going to be sick. Someone in accounting brought two dozen donuts to work today and I ate half of them. I have got to stop donuting or I am going to gain 30 pounds.

by Stoolie July 11, 2014