Stoolie's definitions
A three letter acronym for 'The Boss' as it sounds like 'El Jefe' a Spanish phrase for the boss or chief.
Your LFA really needs to get you a raise. You work so hard for that boss it's time you got recognized for it.
by Stoolie May 9, 2018
Get the LFAmug. When you get caught up in the moment of an auction or online purchase and buy something you don't really need.
Person 1: Uh why do you have 14 wine bottle stoppers?
Person 2: Ugh, i was shopping online and just had to have them, it's like my brain was taken over by the computer, stupid stupid ebay effect.
Person 2: Ugh, i was shopping online and just had to have them, it's like my brain was taken over by the computer, stupid stupid ebay effect.
by Stoolie May 24, 2014
Get the ebay effectmug. When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.
Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.
by Stoolie May 23, 2014
Get the caffeine deficit disordermug. A little appreciation for my hard work at the office could go a long way. Just buy us drinks once in a while and stop being so freakin' scroogy.
by Stoolie April 24, 2015
Get the Scroogymug. Yes I see that cheerleader on the field, but would you stop with the powerpoint, everyone knows you are gawking.
by Stoolie September 5, 2013
Get the Powerpointmug. I am going to be sick. Someone in accounting brought two dozen donuts to work today and I ate half of them. I have got to stop donuting or I am going to gain 30 pounds.
by Stoolie July 11, 2014
Get the Donutingmug. A freezing of the jaw and slurring of words condition that occurs when one has consumed Too Much Jameson (TMJ).
I'm unable to feel my jaw after all those whiskey neats, I've really got to cut back on the Jameson. I may never get over this TMJ.
by Stoolie December 24, 2017
Get the TMJmug.