Definitions by Stoolie

tighted 

When someone is comfortable showing off their booty because they are wearing tights. This occurs regularly in yoga class and for those women who wear short skirts.

OH WOW that is a short skirt, but it's ok because she was tighted and so there was no naked buttcheek.

tighted by Stoolie February 4, 2014

Poach 

To hire a worker away from a competitor

Wow, ABC research firm just poached our best programmer.

Poach by Stoolie January 2, 2014

ZINK 

Zero Income No Kids

The days of being a DINK are gone, two lost jobs so now we're a ZINK. Good think we don't have kids.

ZINK by Stoolie January 2, 2014

Data Nerding 

The act of analyzing data in great detail. When you spend hours working on excel or other stats programs trying to 1) figure out data and 2) analyze it. This often occurs while in college, fantasy football, and in careers that focus on research and analysis. On big problems, Data Nerding can go on for days.

Damn, I may never figure out what quarterback to draft for fantasy football. Looks like it's time to pull out excel and get to data nerding so I can decide on who to pick.

Data Nerding by Stoolie December 4, 2013

Sweet Honey Nectar 

The epitome of awesome and cool. When something is so perfect that "cool" or "awesome" or "kickin" is just not enough.

Person 1: OMG the Cubs just won the world series...

Person 2: Sweet Honey Nectar

Sweet Honey Nectar by Stoolie October 26, 2013

Powerpoint

To point at an individual with a foam finger

Yes I see that cheerleader on the field, but would you stop with the powerpoint, everyone knows you are gawking.

Powerpoint by Stoolie September 5, 2013

Scutts 

Information gathered from scuttlebutt.

Hey, I saw you to talking to the boss - what is the scutts on the lay-offs?

Scutts by Stoolie April 17, 2013