Stoolie's definitions

Donuting

When an individual eats at least six donuts in one sitting.

I am going to be sick. Someone in accounting brought two dozen donuts to work today and I ate half of them. I have got to stop donuting or I am going to gain 30 pounds.

by Stoolie July 11, 2014

Powerpoint

To point at an individual with a foam finger

Yes I see that cheerleader on the field, but would you stop with the powerpoint, everyone knows you are gawking.

by Stoolie September 5, 2013

Poach

To hire a worker away from a competitor

Wow, ABC research firm just poached our best programmer.

by Stoolie January 2, 2014

caffeine deficit disorder

When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.

Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.

by Stoolie May 23, 2014

Sweet Honey Nectar

The epitome of awesome and cool. When something is so perfect that "cool" or "awesome" or "kickin" is just not enough.

Person 1: OMG the Cubs just won the world series...

Person 2: Sweet Honey Nectar

by Stoolie October 26, 2013

TMJ

A freezing of the jaw and slurring of words condition that occurs when one has consumed Too Much Jameson (TMJ).

I'm unable to feel my jaw after all those whiskey neats, I've really got to cut back on the Jameson. I may never get over this TMJ.

by Stoolie December 24, 2017

parsimonier

An individual who presses co-workers or friends to come up with the simplest solutions to problems.

Suzy is such a parsimonier, asking question after question to try and help us figure out how to make things as straightforward as possible. I guess it's efficient, but it can be a ton of questions.

by Stoolie May 29, 2014