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The epitome of awesome and cool. When something is so perfect that "cool" or "awesome" or "kickin" is just not enough.
by Stoolie October 26, 2013
Get the Sweet Honey Nectar mug.Yes I see that cheerleader on the field, but would you stop with the powerpoint, everyone knows you are gawking.
by Stoolie September 5, 2013
Get the Powerpoint mug.Suzy is such a parsimonier, asking question after question to try and help us figure out how to make things as straightforward as possible. I guess it's efficient, but it can be a ton of questions.
by Stoolie May 29, 2014
Get the parsimonier mug.A freezing of the jaw and slurring of words condition that occurs when one has consumed Too Much Jameson (TMJ).
I'm unable to feel my jaw after all those whiskey neats, I've really got to cut back on the Jameson. I may never get over this TMJ.
by Stoolie December 24, 2017
Get the TMJ mug.John: Holy crap dude, you look like you are in misery. Is everything ok?
Jim: I am so in-lawed, my wife's parents came to stay for a weekend 3 weeks ago, and still haven't left. I may never have the crapper to myself again, let alone watch what I want to on my TV. Misery is right.
Jim: I am so in-lawed, my wife's parents came to stay for a weekend 3 weeks ago, and still haven't left. I may never have the crapper to myself again, let alone watch what I want to on my TV. Misery is right.
by Stoolie May 30, 2014
Get the in-lawed mug.I am going to be sick. Someone in accounting brought two dozen donuts to work today and I ate half of them. I have got to stop donuting or I am going to gain 30 pounds.
by Stoolie July 11, 2014
Get the Donuting mug.When someone is comfortable showing off their booty because they are wearing tights. This occurs regularly in yoga class and for those women who wear short skirts.
OH WOW that is a short skirt, but it's ok because she was tighted and so there was no naked buttcheek.
by Stoolie February 4, 2014
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