Stoolie's definitions

Poach

To hire a worker away from a competitor

Wow, ABC research firm just poached our best programmer.

by Stoolie January 2, 2014

Scroogy

When a boss works you to death but is to cheap to buy drinks at happy hour

A little appreciation for my hard work at the office could go a long way. Just buy us drinks once in a while and stop being so freakin' scroogy.

by Stoolie April 24, 2015

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP)

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.

Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.

by Stoolie November 25, 2014

Powerpoint

To point at an individual with a foam finger

Yes I see that cheerleader on the field, but would you stop with the powerpoint, everyone knows you are gawking.

by Stoolie September 5, 2013

TMJ

A freezing of the jaw and slurring of words condition that occurs when one has consumed Too Much Jameson (TMJ).

I'm unable to feel my jaw after all those whiskey neats, I've really got to cut back on the Jameson. I may never get over this TMJ.

by Stoolie December 24, 2017

parsimonier

An individual who presses co-workers or friends to come up with the simplest solutions to problems.

Suzy is such a parsimonier, asking question after question to try and help us figure out how to make things as straightforward as possible. I guess it's efficient, but it can be a ton of questions.

by Stoolie May 29, 2014

Donuting

When an individual eats at least six donuts in one sitting.

I am going to be sick. Someone in accounting brought two dozen donuts to work today and I ate half of them. I have got to stop donuting or I am going to gain 30 pounds.

by Stoolie July 11, 2014