Stoolie's definitions

in-lawed

When your in-laws come to stay for a weekend but stay significantly longer.

John: Holy crap dude, you look like you are in misery. Is everything ok?

Jim: I am so in-lawed, my wife's parents came to stay for a weekend 3 weeks ago, and still haven't left. I may never have the crapper to myself again, let alone watch what I want to on my TV. Misery is right.

by Stoolie May 30, 2014

Expertising

When one is working to become more knowledgeable in an area or increase their ability in a skill.

Person 1: Your have really been expertising your guitar skills with all of that practice.

Person 2: Thanks man, the hard work is really paying off.

by Stoolie May 22, 2014

Poach

To hire a worker away from a competitor

Wow, ABC research firm just poached our best programmer.

by Stoolie January 2, 2014

Wake of Want

When someone leaves you. You miss them greatly and can't stop thinking about them. They leave you in a wake of want.

My girlfriend has been overseas for two months, I think about her all the time, she has left me in her wake of want.

by Stoolie January 23, 2015

PSF

When someone's face clearly shows signs of having had work done, pulled back skin, large lips, funny smile, etc. This is PSF or Plastic Surgery Face

1: WOW - her smile was permanently attached to her face.

2: No kidding, but it IS permanent; that is a bad case of PSF

by Stoolie February 7, 2017

ZINK

Zero Income No Kids

The days of being a DINK are gone, two lost jobs so now we're a ZINK. Good think we don't have kids.

by Stoolie January 2, 2014

Data Nerding

The act of analyzing data in great detail. When you spend hours working on excel or other stats programs trying to 1) figure out data and 2) analyze it. This often occurs while in college, fantasy football, and in careers that focus on research and analysis. On big problems, Data Nerding can go on for days.

Damn, I may never figure out what quarterback to draft for fantasy football. Looks like it's time to pull out excel and get to data nerding so I can decide on who to pick.

by Stoolie December 4, 2013