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boss hog

A boss hog is what one calls a very obese woman that bosses around her wimpy pussy whipped boy friend. The woman should be at least over 200 pounds.
Hey Morton wanna play poker tonight? No I don't think I can go tonight. Oh boss hog said no again. No shut up! No you shut up!
by Stewart Larkin July 17, 2007
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Dork

A verb, to dork to have sexual relations with someone,usually a woman. Because you look stupid while you are doing the dirty deed.
I saw the blondie with the nice fat ass over by the bar and I really wanted to dork her big time.
by Stewart Larkin July 17, 2007
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Fatmotherfucker!

What you yell out of your car window when you see a big fat lard ass dragging his hulking huge ass down the street or waiting for the loser cruiser to take him to his job at Mickey Dees or Taco Smell or Circle K.

You yell these words all together very fat,"Fatmotherfucker!!!" Then drive though a mud puddle splashing their brown polyester uniform with filthy water then roars off laughing.

Haw-Haw
Smell ya later
Lookit that fat fuck nut waiting for the bus, opens car window,yells out window
FATMOTHERFUCKER!!! Drives through large puddle splashes water on fat boy. Fat boy stands there covered in muddy water scratching,"What the Fuck???"

Assholes in car drive off laffing like hyenas.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah.......
by Stewart Larkin July 2, 2007
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Ka-ka face

A Ka-ka face is someone with a very ugly face,their face looks like shit. some one with a Ka-ka face is so ugly their mama had to tie a pork chop around their neck to get the pet dog to play with them. I'm talking ugly,scaring small children and animals. The face is not to different that a pile of steaming doggie crap,oh man a real mess,bleech. Kinda like Oprah or that fat lesbo Rosie or Sara Jessica Barker.
"You sure is ugly!"
Did you see that new manager at the Burger King?
Oh yea I did.She put me off me food!
Well??
Forget it she is a real Ka-ka face her face looks like her neck just barfed,scary.Haloween came early this year dude man.
Oh Shit!
Look at that Ka-ka face standing over there oh my!
by Stewart Larkin July 5, 2007
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adventuring

adventuring
When one snoops around the offices and other private areas of a company one works at, this is done if you work the graveyard shift.You look around in areas that you could not if you worked in the day,there would be people working there and they would object.Mostly looking in peoples private offices for privileged info ect, this also includes looking in to private refrigerators to grab some sneaky snacks.
Setting: Graveyard shift at General Manufacturing.

Hey where is that dam Johnny I need him to take over for me while I go to the bathroom.

Oh Johnny is out adventuring in the supervisors office again.

Oh shit.

Johnny comes back, Hey assholes guess what I just found out!

What?

We gonna get laid off on April 1st!
I just saw the memo on Ms. Ironbottoms desk.

Oh fuck I just bought a new Skidoo!

Haw-Haw tough shit for you !

No more job for you!!!
by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009
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Bort Simpsoy

This is the name of the Afghanistan version of Bart Simpson.
Bort Simpsoy!
Learn in love it Laff it!!
What is on TV tonight?
The Simpsoys Staring Bort Simpsoy!

Oh Score! We will have many larfs for sure this night!
by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009
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smooth move Gilligan

smooth move Gilligan
This is what you say to someone who just did something terribly stupid and foolish,like the TV character Gilligan.
Gilligan's Island
Skippppper!!!
Oh little buddy!
The professor and Mary Ann here on Gilligan's Island.
Why are your clothes all torn and covered with monkey feces?
I slipped in a plie of monkey poop on my way to feed Mr.Peepers.
Oh smooth move Gilligan!
Ooh snap, you shit covered retard.
by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009
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