Stevie Y's definitions
The act of performing radical and unique automobile maneuvers in a parking lot covered in snow. Referred to as blacktop breakfast because parking lots are most often covered in blacktop, and one is able to make breakfast shapes such as the donut, bagel, bacon, or cinnamon twist.
Paul decided he wanted to do a little blacktop breakfasting on the way home, so he busted out a few bagels, a donut or two and then the bacon. We were all over that damn lot.
by Stevie Y December 26, 2004
Get the Blacktop Breakfastmug. An individual who loves veteran vagina, you know, the kind that hasnt had much loving for quite some time.
Franklin had a way with the women, especially the ones over 43 years of age...Thats why we dubbed him the Muff Duster.
by Stevie Y January 24, 2005
Get the Muff Dustermug. The wisespread sporadic forming of pimples and skin irritations on the dorsal side of the torso. Gross acne on the back bitch, ya'll feel me.
She was looking all fine until I turned her over and seen the backne, thats when I threw up on the bitch.
by Stevie Y December 5, 2004
Get the Backnemug. Similar to what most men refer to as a Cougar. A woman usually over the age of 35 looking for a young male, particularly in his sexual prime of the ages below 25. Often found in their favorite habitat of bars and pubs.
Two antiq-cooters wanted to take Carleton home that night, he should have accepted the offer...those ladies looked WILD!
by Stevie Y July 1, 2005
Get the antiq-cootermug. by Stevie Y November 10, 2004
Get the Rank beatsmug. Excessive growing of pubic hair around the genitalia of a female. Unnecessary hair which usually gets in the way.
I always thought something was wrong with Brian when he told me he couldnt find her cooter, but then he mentioned her female forest and I had no further doubts.
by Stevie Y December 21, 2004
Get the Female Forestmug. by Stevie Y September 5, 2005
Get the Dunlapmug.