Steven W. E.'s definitions

cooktease

Someone who posts on social media some delicious-looking food that they ostensibly prepared, and tells you how delicious it was and that it's now gone.

Michael was such a cooktease when he posted a picture of a gorgeous apple pie only to go on and tell us how he and his guests had eaten every last slice.

by Steven W. E. March 11, 2021

streaming cowgirl

The preferred sexual position for females of most sex scenes on streaming services such as Netflix.

You know Sally is really starting to like Shawn. That's two love scenes in a row where she was doing streaming cowgirl.

by Steven W. E. July 8, 2020

vage

To have gone through the physiological responses (maybe mental also) to a Covid 19 vaccine so one is now safe to be around and safe to venture forth, parallel to wine after it has "aged."

Hey, Tom, let's you and your spouse get together for dinner now that my partner and myself have gotten the Covid shots and had the time afterward to vage sufficiently.

by Steven W. E. April 29, 2021

scournge

Scournge refers to the act of digging around for something (scrounging) and being disdainful of what one finds (scorn).

Why, you ask, do we need this word? The English language will finally have a rhyme for "orange."

Example: "Sally scournged through the frig looking for something yummy and only finding some slimy baloney and flaccid carrots.

by Steven W. E. April 26, 2020

omino

Pop music sang in a low, ominous voice with similar orchestration.

Tom Wait's "Midnight at the Diner" and Lou Reed's "New York" are my two favorite omino albums. Talk about boomer emo--those guys are further down than Antarctica at midnight on a moonless night.

by Steven W. E. December 20, 2021

Cat TP

The toilet paper that spooled onto ones bathroom floor after ones feline has entertained herself with such. You then remove iut from the floor but save it.

"Dude, why is there a pile of toilet paper on the vanity next to the throne in the WC downstairs?" You: " that's cat TP that I didn't want to toss after Pussy Boots had her way with it."

by Steven W. E. August 10, 2017

fantainer

a unit of packaging one identifies with a valued business or cause and thus cherishes beyond its objective worth.

I brought my i-pod home in an Apple fantainer; a champaign bottle left over from ones wedding party

by Steven W. E. July 23, 2007