stig of the dump

Originally a chidren's TV programme(BBC late sixties) about a neanderthol type person found to be living in a cave at the bottom of some childs garden Describes a dirty,scruffy or very unkempt person.

Have you seen the state of his flat, he's a right stig of the dump.

by Steve CHUTER November 03, 2006

Nagasaki racing snake

Nagasaki racing snake means skinny,very skinny.

Skinnier than a Nagasaki racing snake.

by Steve CHUTER November 07, 2006

nubbits

Nubbits are piss-flaps.

She ad' nubbits like John Waynes saddle-bags!

by Steve CHUTER November 28, 2006

greased weasel shit

greased weasel shit is FAST,VERY FAST.

If those mothers open fire ,we fire back and faster than greased weasel shit!!!!

by Steve CHUTER November 07, 2006

Rod

Firearm.Origin Northern Ireland.

What ye searching for ye brit bastard, I ain't carrying no rod!

by Steve CHUTER November 03, 2006

shoof

to look at,watch,survey

"Could you shoof the baby while I roll a spliff love?"

by Steve CHUTER November 03, 2006

convoy-cock

Convoy-cock. Military term describing the hard-on you often get when you're in the back of an army lorry (or bus) rumbling down roads on your way to some military activity.

Jones, wipe that silly smile off your face!
Can't sir
Why not?
Convoy-cock sir
Oh, fair one.

by Steve CHUTER November 23, 2006