cabbage-kit

Cabbage-kit is camouflaged combat-wear that ruffy-tuffy military people wear.
Derogatory term used by anti-military types or self-mocking term used by squaddies themselves.
Look at those ruffy-tuffy squaddies in their cabbage-kit, they look really hard!!I think I'll join the army and be just like them.
by Steve CHUTER November 26, 2006
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convoy-cock

Convoy-cock. Military term describing the hard-on you often get when you're in the back of an army lorry (or bus) rumbling down roads on your way to some military activity.
Jones, wipe that silly smile off your face!
Can't sir
Why not?
Convoy-cock sir
Oh, fair one.
by Steve CHUTER November 22, 2006
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army-barmy

Army-barmy is when a squaddie is so obsessed and in love with the army and military things in general that his entire life revolves around being cammed up,ops,and generally ready to mangle,strangle,stab,shoot or shag anything or anyone, with, and possibly without, a pulse.Not just being content to keep these awe-inspiring facts to himself he will persist in droning on for hours and hours about his impressive knowledge of the martial art thus boring shitless his family,friends and neighbours.The ROYAL MARINES and the PARA-REG are famous for this affliction.
My brother became army-barmy after joining the guards,his wife once told me (after we'd being shagging one day)that even on their honey-moon he'd insist on inspecting her feet for blisters before bed and in the morning he'd wake her up with bucket of cold water and an enthousiastic "Hands off cocks, on socks!"
by Steve CHUTER November 27, 2006
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Peter-perfect

Derogatory term to describe some-one who believes he is perfect in all ways.
Your sisters'new boy-frend is a right Peter-perfect Nigel.
by Steve CHUTER November 03, 2006
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stig of the dump

Originally a chidren's TV programme(BBC late sixties) about a neanderthol type person found to be living in a cave at the bottom of some childs garden Describes a dirty,scruffy or very unkempt person.
Have you seen the state of his flat, he's a right stig of the dump.
by Steve CHUTER November 03, 2006
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wunfa

The wunfa is the piece of skin between a womans vagina and rectum......
Because WUNFA that their guts would drop out.
If it wunfa me wunfa wouldn't have been invented.
by Steve CHUTER November 28, 2006
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clop

"Clop?" "No I don't smoke thanks."
by Steve CHUTER November 04, 2006
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