Steve's definitions

Lock Down

a brotha or sista who significent other defines his or her where abouts; who controls their partners social activities.

Yo check it!, sista got Tyrese on mad lock down again this weekend, brotha won't be able to hang.

by Steve June 21, 2003

Conga Frackin Hacker

This was first used by Russell Billo un-intentionally when he slamed his finger in the attic door. No one is for sure on it's meaning...

Conga Fracken Hacker!!

by Steve March 29, 2005

Smokeshow

Can be either: 1. A wicked hott girl
2. When someone or something really beats someone or something.

That chick was a real smokeshow last night.
Wow the Sox smokeshowed them last night.

by Steve November 23, 2004

SP

spelling

after a word you just type and you're not sure of the spelling, just put (sp?); means the spelling of the word is probably wrong.

EXAMPLE: This exmple (sp?) sucks. NOTICE how I spelled "Example" wrong.

by Steve May 8, 2003

Describular

1.The word distributor when spoken by an ignorent black woman on the phone.

2.What happens when you 'ax' 'queshins' that contain very large words

Q : "Ma'am, can I get your distributor number?"
A: "What! I ain'ts no describular!"

"Quits discriblin my werds all up!"

by Steve March 23, 2005

office space

<verb> To obliterate, destroy, or otherwise beat the crap out of a piece of malfunctioning office equipment.

If my computer crashes one more time today, I'm going to drag it out to the parking lot and office space it!

by Steve July 11, 2003

whore lure

male cologne or after shave, usually with a strong smell and put on liberally.

I'm gonna splash on some whore lure before I go out tonight.

by steve December 17, 2003