Steve's definitions

mug

ugly as shit, especially if fat

"Damn you have beer goggles, man, she's mug."

by Steve October 12, 2004

rando

A very large vainy penis

Yalls got yourself a nice big rando there.

Bill jammed his rando inside of sally.

by Steve October 13, 2004

fishbortion

When a pregant girl gets a goldfish shoved in her vagina, and the fish swims into the girls uterus and eats away at the embryo and causes and abortion.

I knocked up this chick last night,so i gave her a fishbortion

by steve October 17, 2004

doofis

Like "dufus", only spelled better.

Pastor Joe didn't preach well this morning. What a doofis.

by Steve October 19, 2004

High Heat

this word comes from the game baseball
but it also means that your penis into the girl's "hole" and releasing your very hot manhood in that hole

when me and my wife were having sex she asked me what i was doin behind her and i told her i was giving her high heat

by steve October 23, 2004

Scrass

The hair between your scrotum and your ass. A combination of the words scrotum and grass.

John had to cut his scrass after it reached a length of 4 inches

by Steve October 24, 2004

underfuckingstand

underfuckingstand - Understand, with "Fucking" inserted in the middle, making it an exclamation of frustration or, in some cases, a joking statement.

"What part of this do you not underfuckingstand?!?" or "I dont underfuckingstand!"

by Steve October 24, 2004