Stephen Vassen's definitions

Tom Brady

A person that wins frequently but upon losing turns into a complete introverted crybaby.

After Tyler lost that race yesterday, he stormed off the track and didn't talk to anyone for the rest of the day. He was acting like a total Tom Brady.

by Stephen Vassen May 25, 2007

framp

To smack in the face with an erect penis.

After she bit during oral sex, John pulled it out and framped her.

by Stephen Vassen March 28, 2007

in the club

Term for a person who still has their virginity?

"I think I'm going to hook up with the freshman hottie tonight."
"You've got no shot. She's still in the club."

by Stephen Vassen July 26, 2007

roommate switch

When two couples are having sex in the same room, switch partners after finishing and then repeat the act.

"Dan and Colin always pull the roommate switch after parties."

by Stephen Vassen January 11, 2008

wet bagel

The act of pulling out during sex, ejaculating onto your partner's parts, then performing oral sex directly after.

Because it was their two-year anniversary, Tyler gave Tiffany a wet bagel.

by Stephen Vassen April 21, 2007