When your nuts are so full they are the size of moose balls and all you want to do it’s punch your girls fart box. When you finally blow in her bum you have to bark like a moose.
by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022
When a man is banging a chick doggy style and he takes a dip from his lip and packs it in her butt. He then flips her on her back and uses a match to light her vaginal hair while yelling “Freedom!”
by Stephen Roche November 08, 2017
When a man's penis is sloppy wet from intercourse, then the woman performs oral sex on the man and his wet balls keep slapping her in the face.
by Stephen Roche September 26, 2017
While receiving head, your girlfriend looks up at you with those big eyes and your cock down her throat. You want to preserve the moment so you snap a picture with your cellphone.
by Stephen Roche September 28, 2017
When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.
Had some Captain Morgan Spiced Bum last night night
by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022
When your girl is giving you head while wearing a CPAP machine. The BJ feels great but the stream of air blowing up your ass makes it double your pleasure.
by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022
by Stephen Roche March 21, 2022