Definitions by Stephanie M.

Chief 

1. Friend, pal, buddy, homey.....
someone you're cool with.

Hey Chief! What's up?

See ya later Cheif.

Chief by STEPHANIE M. May 13, 2005

realpolitik 

Political policy and ideaology motivated by practicality, not ethics or morality. In realpolitik, the goal is securing or improving one's own interests, not doing the 'right thing' or helping other people.

Example in action: nearly all American foreign policy, particularly under the George W. Bush regime.

realpolitik by Stephanie M. March 9, 2004

floofy 

Adjective describing something that is fluffy and/or poofy, that is to say, extremely soft to the touch and lacking mass.

My bed's so floofy, it's like sleeping on a cloud.

floofy by Stephanie M. January 16, 2004

Duck Tape 

Common mispronunciation of Duct Tape. The duck pictured on the label apparently contributes to the confusion over the name.

"Duck tape can fix anything!"
"Except your inability to pronounce the 't' at the end of 'duct.'"

Duck Tape by Stephanie M. January 2, 2004

Smarties 

Small candy wafers that have a sweet, almost fruity taste. They come in many different pastel colors, and are sold in cellophane-wrapped stacks. Manufactured by CE DE Candy company, and available in the US and Canada.

Contrary to popular belief, eating Smarties does not make you smart.

Smarties by Stephanie M. December 29, 2003

Nerds 

Plural form of nerd.

Also, a tiny, tangy hard candy manufactured by Willy Wonka. Comes in a variety of flavors.

You have to wonder why the best flavor of Nerds, strawberry, comes packed with the worst flavor, grape.

Nerds by Stephanie M. December 29, 2003

Pixy Stix 

Colored sugar powder sold by Willy Wonka in thin paper tubes. When ingested, it quickly produces an intense sugar high, and so is sometimes called "cocaine for kids."

I once ate 25 Pixy Stix in under a minute. My hands were still shaking an hour later.

Pixy Stix by Stephanie M. December 29, 2003