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Repeaters

First Introduced by David Icke. A repeater just repeats what he or she just was told without thinking about it, frustrating someone who finds out whats repeated is a lie. Usually found in government bureaucracies.
Repeaters at the doctors office kept telling me that drugs and surgery are the only cures to what ails me.
by Stephan Smolka January 3, 2009
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That's strange

The response a technical support person gives you when they can't solve your problem.
After calling the 900 number that was printed on the package for help, the customer rep said "That's strange!!" And I knew that I was truly fucked.
by Stephan Smolka January 31, 2010
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Social Leverage

The ability for the least prosperous of the masses to reach the most number of people.
Through the technology of the internet, there is more social leverage, opposed to newspapers and radio.
by Stephan Smolka January 6, 2009
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Happy Special Bullshit Day

The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.
Singing the song" Happy special bullshit day! Bullshit, special, happy day!!"
by Stephan Smolka January 13, 2009
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Ruinism

The art and science of destroying freedom by allowing people to make bad decisions. Peripherating through society but not limited to legalization of drugs, college education for the unmotivated and home ownership for the financially irresponsible. The end result being martial law and bigger government as a solution to the problems it creates.
Making welfare and food stamps easier than earning money at a trade is an example of Ruinism.
by Stephan Smolka January 9, 2009
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prostitute

Verbosely defined as someone who sells their own personal morals and/or values for the idea of money, not necessarily for sex.
At work I feel like I prostitute myself, having to agree with my boss, lest he fire my ass.
by Stephan Smolka January 6, 2009
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yellow light effect

When a law or rule has the dubious distinction of making you do the opposite of what was intended.
A literal example of the yellow light effect is to speed up when you see a yellow light. Figuratively, you do the opposite.
by Stephan Smolka April 3, 2009
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