Stephan Smolka's definitions

Repeaters

First Introduced by David Icke. A repeater just repeats what he or she just was told without thinking about it, frustrating someone who finds out whats repeated is a lie. Usually found in government bureaucracies.

Repeaters at the doctors office kept telling me that drugs and surgery are the only cures to what ails me.

by Stephan Smolka January 3, 2009

Social Leverage

The ability for the least prosperous of the masses to reach the most number of people.

Through the technology of the internet, there is more social leverage, opposed to newspapers and radio.

by Stephan Smolka January 6, 2009

That's strange

The response a technical support person gives you when they can't solve your problem.

After calling the 900 number that was printed on the package for help, the customer rep said "That's strange!!" And I knew that I was truly fucked.

by Stephan Smolka January 31, 2010

smart answer

A good answer to a rhetorical question. An answer that proves you are still awake.

Because most rhetoric is used by lame people on autopilot, a smart answer is used to wake them up.

by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

Happy Special Bullshit Day

The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.

Singing the song" Happy special bullshit day! Bullshit, special, happy day!!"

by Stephan Smolka January 13, 2009

financial erosion

The gradual conversion of your wealth and possessions to the government, through taxes, inflation and unjust laws.

Due to financial erosion, I opted to not maintain my property while I scrape up the cash to pay the property taxes.

by Stephan Smolka January 6, 2009

perfection abuse

Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.

With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!

by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009