Someone that just repeats everything they hear as gospel because it came from a perceived authority figure.
Those parrotheads kept repeating the economy is in the toilet because they heard it last night on the evening news.
by Stephan Smolka September 24, 2008
After calling the 900 number that was printed on the package for help, the customer rep said "That's strange!!" And I knew that I was truly fucked.
by Stephan Smolka January 31, 2010
by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009
There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.
Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).
by Stephan Smolka September 05, 2009
The lamest rhetorical question in the English language. Requires the answer of 'Fine' no matter how you feel or why you are going to have a conversation. An exercise for the lips and tongue.
by Stephan Smolka January 18, 2009
What a fairy spotter she was. Watching that movie last night, she kept telling which actors were not real men.
by Stephan Smolka September 24, 2008
The art and science of destroying freedom by allowing people to make bad decisions. Peripherating through society but not limited to legalization of drugs, college education for the unmotivated and home ownership for the financially irresponsible. The end result being martial law and bigger government as a solution to the problems it creates.
by Stephan Smolka January 09, 2009