Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Stephan Smolka

Smolka's Postulate

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009

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yellow light effect

When a law or rule has the dubious distinction of making you do the opposite of what was intended.

A literal example of the yellow light effect is to speed up when you see a yellow light. Figuratively, you do the opposite.

by Stephan Smolka April 3, 2009

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Doiy-doiy

Someone who tells you the obvious, but clams up when you need real information.

Watching the movie, me and my sister witnessed the stunt man jump out the window. She exclaimed,"The man jumped out the window!" I replied,'Doiy-doiy, tell me something I don't know!'

by Stephan Smolka February 27, 2009

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How are you?

The lamest rhetorical question in the English language. Requires the answer of 'Fine' no matter how you feel or why you are going to have a conversation. An exercise for the lips and tongue.

I was dying of cancer and had to see my doctor. He asked me, "How are you?"

by Stephan Smolka January 17, 2009

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ah ha

When some says or does something really stupid and/or idiotic. Is said mockingly as in 'ah ha, ah ha' Used instead of 'asshole' when the word could get you banned for not being pc.

After all the stupidity I witnessed from the group, It was a release to mock them out loud by shouting "AH HA, AH HA !!!" At them.

by Stephan Smolka January 13, 2009