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A theory that subscribes to the notion that there are only 2 outcomes to any kind of situation. It either will happen, or it won't, no matter how unrealistic. There is therefore 50% chance either way.
Also used to piss someone off, in an un-winnable argument.
Also used to piss someone off, in an un-winnable argument.
Anybody: Oi, Gimp, Scunthorpe Utd will win the Champions League within 3 years.
The Gimp: No they won't, Man Utd will.
Anybody: Fuck off Gimp. 50/50 theory says there is a 50% chance they will. Its simple, they either will or they won't, there are only 2 possible outcomes so fuck off!
The Gimp: No they won't, Man Utd will.
Anybody: Fuck off Gimp. 50/50 theory says there is a 50% chance they will. Its simple, they either will or they won't, there are only 2 possible outcomes so fuck off!
by Steeman May 7, 2005
Get the 50/50 Theory mug.The alternative high alchohol content lager to Stella Artois, known as Kronenbourg 1664.
See also Wife Beater
See also Wife Beater
Matt: Come on then lads, lets have a round the clock session! Last one there has to drink Junior Wife Beater all day!
3 hours later....
Ryan: Hector, where you been man! Looks like your drinking Junior all day long now!
3 hours later....
Ryan: Hector, where you been man! Looks like your drinking Junior all day long now!
by Steeman May 4, 2005
Get the Junior Wife Beater mug.A tasty meal consisting of mashed potatoes, and meat wrapped in sheep intestines.
Can also mean - Penis (ie sausage or bangers) and Vagina (which rhymes with gash.
Can also mean - Penis (ie sausage or bangers) and Vagina (which rhymes with gash.
Tarquin: Mom, whats for dinner, I'm starving!
Mom: Bangers & Gash!
Tarquin: Ummm umm, my favourite! Make sure you do more gash this time!!
Mom: Bangers & Gash!
Tarquin: Ummm umm, my favourite! Make sure you do more gash this time!!
by Steeman May 6, 2005
Get the Bangers & Gash mug.Used to describe something that is definitely going to happen, or has already happened that had a big impact, or evan a small impact!
by Steeman April 28, 2005
Get the Big Time mug.A fucking annoying half dwarf, half human-ish character, that don't know fuckin' shit about fuckin' shit! Constantly thinking that minor fucking issues could cause any particular company to implode.
Romeo: I forgot to bring the scone out with my pimms and ice.
The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!
Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.
The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!
The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!
Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.
The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!
by Steeman April 30, 2005
Get the The Cabbage mug.Something that was done by ones self, not influenced by any outside party, that was fucking crap. Therefore, being an insult against ones self.
Matt: What kind of fucking shitty job did you do there you fuckin' douche bag?
Chris: Yeah man, that was fuckin' gak!
Chris: Yeah man, that was fuckin' gak!
by Steeman April 30, 2005
Get the Gak mug.Chris: Look at that fucking douche bag over there that tripped up and fell in some dog shit!
Matt: Yeah that's a classic!!
Matt: Yeah that's a classic!!
by Steeman April 28, 2005
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