Definitions by Steed Dropout
cold-copy
From the latest news dispatches of reporter firings:
what you submit for publication, containing previous work, and palming it off as new and original, because you mistakenly thought you could use your own content, and besides, you're on dead-line, or lazy or don't give a fuck
what you submit for publication, containing previous work, and palming it off as new and original, because you mistakenly thought you could use your own content, and besides, you're on dead-line, or lazy or don't give a fuck
"Just before firing me, the Chief said, all red-faced, self-plagiarism is not permitted here--take your cold-copy and pick up your check."
"Bummer what now?"
"My memoirs on being fired from this famous paper."
"Bummer what now?"
"My memoirs on being fired from this famous paper."
cold-copy by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012
hard-off
"I had to return my implant. The hard-off switch
jammed. You may wish for a perpetual hard-on,
but you have no idea."
"What now?"
"They said it would need a month's work. I need a breather
anyway."
jammed. You may wish for a perpetual hard-on,
but you have no idea."
"What now?"
"They said it would need a month's work. I need a breather
anyway."
hard-off by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012
tat-twos
matching tattoos, commemorating undying devotion that will die about the time you tire of the tat-twos, and each other
tat-twos by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012
dorm-boner
"I had just tamed my wake-up boner, when SHE walked in,
and, BOING!--it was back, a raging dorm-boner.
"What'd you do?"
"I jammed it under the sink, and went on shaving."
and, BOING!--it was back, a raging dorm-boner.
"What'd you do?"
"I jammed it under the sink, and went on shaving."
dorm-boner by Steed Dropout September 15, 2012
pro-bonor
When a girl fucks you for free, because she likes to give it away. Like free legal representation when the attorney approves the cause.
"Dude, I can't believe I boned her. She's never been down before."
"Sounds like she's down for a pro-bonor."
"Sounds like she's down for a pro-bonor."
pro-bonor by Steed Dropout August 31, 2012
tit to tit
From tête-à-tête, a face to face social event, but this is tit to tit, where a man brushes against a girl's tits with his chest, or two girls touch.
"I went tit to tit with her yesterday, when a lurch on the metro threw me against her."
"OMG," then what happened?"
"I turned beet red, and stiffened, even though I tried to suppress my ten-foot pole."
"OMG," then what happened?"
"I turned beet red, and stiffened, even though I tried to suppress my ten-foot pole."
tit to tit by Steed Dropout August 29, 2012
dumpster-envy
My friend asked me if he could dive my dumpster. Because I live in a student building where affluent students discard lots of swag, I've gotten quite a few requests. I have a lot of dumpster-diving friends, and a bad case of dumpster-envy.
dumpster-envy by Steed Dropout August 27, 2012