"Dude, my sexy dentamatrix dentist worked me over pretty good yesterday. I was screaming pull it out, pull it out now! I'm still freaked.
Doesn't that violate the rules of dominance, man? Did you launch?
She said, contemptuously, "Clean yourself off."
I was totally ashamed. My balls have shrunk, man.
Doesn't that violate the rules of dominance, man? Did you launch?
She said, contemptuously, "Clean yourself off."
I was totally ashamed. My balls have shrunk, man.
by Steed Dropout August 25, 2012
Get the dentamatrix mug.When a girl fucks you for free, because she likes to give it away. Like free legal representation when the attorney approves the cause.
"Dude, I can't believe I boned her. She's never been down before."
"Sounds like she's down for a pro-bonor."
"Sounds like she's down for a pro-bonor."
by Steed Dropout August 31, 2012
Get the pro-bonor mug.From tête-à-tête, a face to face social event, but this is tit to tit, where a man brushes against a girl's tits with his chest, or two girls touch.
"I went tit to tit with her yesterday, when a lurch on the metro threw me against her."
"OMG," then what happened?"
"I turned beet red, and stiffened, even though I tried to suppress my ten-foot pole."
"OMG," then what happened?"
"I turned beet red, and stiffened, even though I tried to suppress my ten-foot pole."
by Steed Dropout August 29, 2012
Get the tit to tit mug.From the latest news dispatches of reporter firings:
what you submit for publication, containing previous work, and palming it off as new and original, because you mistakenly thought you could use your own content, and besides, you're on dead-line, or lazy or don't give a fuck
what you submit for publication, containing previous work, and palming it off as new and original, because you mistakenly thought you could use your own content, and besides, you're on dead-line, or lazy or don't give a fuck
"Just before firing me, the Chief said, all red-faced, self-plagiarism is not permitted here--take your cold-copy and pick up your check."
"Bummer what now?"
"My memoirs on being fired from this famous paper."
"Bummer what now?"
"My memoirs on being fired from this famous paper."
by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012
Get the cold-copy mug.Sorry I missed our morning run, man, but in order to run that early, I had to take some drinks and a sleeping pill so I could be on time. Won't do that again, but don't expect me for a 6.a
run, either. Those pillovers aren't worth it!
run, either. Those pillovers aren't worth it!
by steed dropout August 18, 2012
Get the pillover mug."I had to return my implant. The hard-off switch
jammed. You may wish for a perpetual hard-on,
but you have no idea."
"What now?"
"They said it would need a month's work. I need a breather
anyway."
jammed. You may wish for a perpetual hard-on,
but you have no idea."
"What now?"
"They said it would need a month's work. I need a breather
anyway."
by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012
Get the hard-off mug.My friend asked me if he could dive my dumpster. Because I live in a student building where affluent students discard lots of swag, I've gotten quite a few requests. I have a lot of dumpster-diving friends, and a bad case of dumpster-envy.
by Steed Dropout August 27, 2012
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