Steagles's definitions

Brother buffet

When one devours an African-American male in a cannibalistic act.

Mavis Leonard: You eat the butt, you eat the whole damn thing. Like a brother buffet...

by Steagles June 11, 2006

All you can eat Negro

A term that Mavis Leonard uses to refer to the Catholic practice of "mackin' on Jesus".

see negro smorgasborad and brother buffet

Mackin' on my boy like a deli buffet...all you can eat Negro!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Negro smorgasboard

Another term coined by Mavis Leonard used to refer to the cannibalistic act of devouring an African-American. Her nephew was devoured in a similar manner and she compares this to the Catholic practice of "mackin on Jesus".

Mavis Leonard: Them Catholics wanna mack on my boy. Like some kinda negro smorgasboard they got goin on...

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Mavis Leonard

A frequently appearing guest on the Phil Hendrie Show who is an African-Ameican woman. Oddly enough, she's against black quarterbacks, the "new negros" (young African-American people) and seems to be supportive of maintaining the racial dominance of whites.

Mavis Leonard is one helluva haggard. But what can you say? She's funny as hell!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Make-up malfunction

When a prep girl forgets to put on make-up. With it, they appear to be gorgeous. Without it, it’s a completely different story.

Prep girl: Hi, Mike
*Mike see’s normally hot prep girl who forgot make-up*
Mike: WHOA! DUDE! MAKE-UP!
Prep girl: *blushes with shame because of make-up malfunction*
Other prep girl: You ugly whore
Mike: She’s right, I’m going to the prom with HER now…haha, bitch
*They beat the shit out of prep girl for violating the natural laws of ugliness and proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor*

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Shitstink

A terrible smell of feces. Similar to mudbutt

Hey, you shitstink bitch, get your ass on outta here before we call the odor Gestapo on your ass!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Madden

A Football video game series where, in recent titles, it is way too easy to throw an interception. Only reason why I still play QB Club 99.

Man, I was playing Madden ’03 and I was throwing to Marvin Harrison and all of a sudden Troy Polamalu pops up out of nowhere, catches the ball, and returns it for a defensive touchdown…wtf, Troy Polamalu wasn’t even playing in ’03! This game’s fucked.

by Steagles June 11, 2006