Definitions by Stayout

absolutely wallpapered

Absolutely wallpapered is when you have drank so much alcohol and smoked so much weed that you are absolutely wallpapered and can’t even get up to go for a wee

“I need a piss mate but I’m absolutely wallpapered that I can’t be arsed going for a wee”

absolutely wallpapered by Stayout February 27, 2019

flat hed 

A flat hed is someone which a huge fucking head and actually thinks that the earth is flat LMFAO

“OMG did you hear what that fucking big headed flat heds said”
“No what”
“He think the earth is flat”
“Phahahahahah”

“Fuck off”
“Flat hed”

flat hed by Stayout February 26, 2019

a penny whistler 

A penny Whistler is a fart that is extremely long and high pitched.

I was sat next to my mate whilst stoned when he did this extremely long and high pitch fart.

“That was a penny whistler” I said.

a penny whistler by Stayout February 24, 2019

bibby vibes 

Bibby vibes is someone who likes to feel bums bum feeler

Mate he’s weird sitting you on his/her knee doing stuff like that putting his/her hand down your pants like that.....that’s bibby vibes right there

bibby vibes by Stayout February 21, 2019

glitterd 

Glitterd is when you have been inappropriately touched by a rock singer or a disk jockey

Damn that happend to me too years ago ....fuck sake why was I was Glitterd

glitterd by Stayout February 21, 2019

Eggy waffle 

An Eggy waffle is an extremely smelly fart that stinks and lingers for a while

It is extremely hard to get rid of an Eggy waffle Febreze is usually required to mask the smell or failing that get the fuck out of the room.

Eggy waffle by Stayout February 21, 2019

fartereeno 

One who has mastered the skill of farting

Phhh....baileys farted again “said Oliver” .
Oh god I can smell that too, he’s such a fartereeno “said guy”.

fartereeno by Stayout February 21, 2019