Stayout's definitions

a can’t move

a can’t move

A can’t move is when you smoke weed cannabis kali haze and get high to the point where you say “mate....a can’t move”.

You are a proper a can’t move person right now aren’t you.

“Can you pass the remote”
“No a can’t move ”
“Please”
“No a can’t be arsed”

by Stayout February 21, 2019

a penny whistler

A penny Whistler is a fart that is extremely long and high pitched.

I was sat next to my mate whilst stoned when he did this extremely long and high pitch fart.

“That was a penny whistler” I said.

by Stayout February 24, 2019

flat hed

A flat hed is someone which a huge fucking head and actually thinks that the earth is flat LMFAO

“OMG did you hear what that fucking big headed flat heds said”
“No what”
“He think the earth is flat”
“Phahahahahah”

“Fuck off”
“Flat hed”

by Stayout February 26, 2019

a corbyn

A corbyn is someone who is a leader of the UK Labour Party and is a fucking no.1 twat.

“You see that over there”

“Yeah”
“That’s a Corbyn”
“Fucking no.1 twat that is”
“Oh”

by Stayout February 27, 2019

absolutely wallpapered

Absolutely wallpapered is when you have drank so much alcohol and smoked so much weed that you are absolutely wallpapered and can’t even get up to go for a wee

“I need a piss mate but I’m absolutely wallpapered that I can’t be arsed going for a wee”

by Stayout February 27, 2019

a battybum

A battybum is someone who is a battybum and likes poking people

“Will you stop poking me your a battybum “

by Stayout March 1, 2019

batty head

A batty head is some who thinks there so funny and good that they look like a battyhead

“Oi look at you your a batty head”

by Stayout March 1, 2019