Driving a motor vehicle with the seat reclined all the way back so that the driver's head is difficult to see in the car.
Tito: Yo man, there ain't nobody driving that car over there...
Rashad: Yes there is fool, he be sleep driving!
Rashad: Yes there is fool, he be sleep driving!
by Static1432 September 22, 2009
When a toilet becomes so full of shit you have to use your hand to punch and rip away all of the toilet paper and crap blocking the tube in the toilet.
Koolandria was so fed up with plunging her clogged toilet that she decided the only way to fix the problem was to flog the clog.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009
When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.
While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.
by Static1432 November 10, 2009
When someone is parked at a red light or a stop sign and another vehicle pulls up behind them from a distance of less than an inch to where it appears the cars could be having sex.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009
A squirrel that is standing of the middle of road debating whether to run to the left or the right and at the last second runs onto the grass and then back onto the road where he is instantly splatted and blood and feces goes everywhere.
Oh my god, look at that squirrel standing in the middle of the road. If he doesn't hurry and move then he is going to be one fucked squirrel.
by static1432 March 24, 2010
by static1432 October 23, 2009
Janet: Why didn't Mike and Dave come to thew party?
Marlon: They were too busy sword fighting when i called them and said that they had rather cum later.
Marlon: They were too busy sword fighting when i called them and said that they had rather cum later.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009