Static1432's definitions

Limo Sex

Having sex in a limousine immediately after getting married.

Melissa and John were so horny right after they got married and couldn't wait until they got to the hotel to have sex, so they decided to have hot limo sex as they drove down the highway.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Sword fighting

The occurrence of two naked men slapping each other cocks together as a form of sexual pleasure.

Janet: Why didn't Mike and Dave come to thew party?
Marlon: They were too busy sword fighting when i called them and said that they had rather cum later.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Dressing Room Sex

Having sex inside of a dressing room at a major retail store while being as quiet as possible.

After trying on clothes in front of one another, Bella and Dixie were so horny that they engaged in dressing room sex before the store closed.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Fried chicken lips

Having remnants, usually crust and grease, on your lips after digging into a bowl of fried chicken.

Colonel: If I were you, I certainly wouldn't go into the interview looking like that?

Patricia: Why, is there something wrong with my dress?

Colonel: Naw bitch, you just forgot to wipe your fried chicken lips after lunch!

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Butt Plunge

The act of using a toilet plunger to unclog an asshole that has been stopped up with feces and food particles.

After swallowing too many pieces of gum, Kristen decided it was best to visit the doctor to get a butt plunge.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Crap Attacked

When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.

While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009

Butt Probing

Someone who takes a strong liking to inserting randoms objects up peoples assholes to probe areas of the intestine and colon not yet studied by doctors and air port security guards.

When I asked Kristen what she was going to get her degree in at Auburn, she told me butt probing. When I asked her why she said it was because she liked taking household objects and ramming them into people's assholes.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009