Static1432's definitions

Limo Sex

Having sex in a limousine immediately after getting married.

Melissa and John were so horny right after they got married and couldn't wait until they got to the hotel to have sex, so they decided to have hot limo sex as they drove down the highway.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Fucked Squirrel

A squirrel that is standing of the middle of road debating whether to run to the left or the right and at the last second runs onto the grass and then back onto the road where he is instantly splatted and blood and feces goes everywhere.

Oh my god, look at that squirrel standing in the middle of the road. If he doesn't hurry and move then he is going to be one fucked squirrel.

by static1432 March 24, 2010

Shit Sag

Shitting a massive pile of feces within your pants to the point that they sag on the ground like a cash money millionaire.

Did you see that guy over at the liquor store? I though he had robbed the place and put all that Colt 45 in his pants, but after he walked past me I immediately could tell he had a shit sag.

by Static1432 November 17, 2009

Bathroom Graffiti

The act of walking into a restroom stall where feces is present and then taking the feces and drawing diagrams and pictures on the walls of the bathroom and the stall.

I was so bored at KFC that when i went into the restroom to wash my hands I decided to layer the walls with bathroom graffiti from someone else's dumpage.

by static1432 November 12, 2009

Car Humping

When someone is parked at a red light or a stop sign and another vehicle pulls up behind them from a distance of less than an inch to where it appears the cars could be having sex.

Randy fell victim of car humping and slapped around Jermaine until he backed his car off his ass.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Dressing Room Sex

Having sex inside of a dressing room at a major retail store while being as quiet as possible.

After trying on clothes in front of one another, Bella and Dixie were so horny that they engaged in dressing room sex before the store closed.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Butt Plunge

The act of using a toilet plunger to unclog an asshole that has been stopped up with feces and food particles.

After swallowing too many pieces of gum, Kristen decided it was best to visit the doctor to get a butt plunge.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009