Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.

"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"

by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023

Dong

A small penis with an exceptionally large, purple mushroom head. Usually circumcised

"Stop squeezing your brother's Dong, Jimmy

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Penis Pie

The yummiest type of pie ever. The one rule with it is that you never ask whose penis is in it

"When I eat my penis pie mummy, I like to munch on the balls and lick the purple mushroomheads"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Koit

An insanely funny animator who makes animations about insanely funny things like penises and farts and poo and boobs.

"I watched Koit's video "Do your Balls Hang Low", and laughed so hard, my nutsack burst"

by StarSoupMan January 23, 2024

Willy

A childish name for a penis, more specifically, one with a tiny ballsack and a lot of pubes

"Stop smacking the goldfish with your willy, son

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Touching the Winky

Something you do 24/7

"I love touching the winky. It's very fun and educational"

by StarSoupMan December 10, 2023

Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh

"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"

by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024