StarSoupMan's definitions

Billabong

A childish word for the penis

"I got my Billabong stuck in a door!"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Blue Veined Custard Launcher

An insanely vulgar, if not funny name for ur dick/cock/penis/dong/schlong/willy etc.

"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Mushroom Head

The head of the penis. Usually purple

"I have I massive Mushroom head at the tip of my cock"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Mustn't Masturbate March

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"

"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them

by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024

Schlong

Also spelled "Shlong", Schlong refers to a to the penis in general, but usually an exceptionally long penis, but one that lacks in girth

Friend: "Wow, your schlong is huge!"
Me: "Yeah, but it's too skinny"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Pneus

A word used in place of Penis when u want to keep it slightly more PG.

"Suck John's Pneus"

by StarSoupMan December 10, 2023

Touching the Winky

Something you do 24/7

"I love touching the winky. It's very fun and educational"

by StarSoupMan December 10, 2023