Billabong

A childish word for the penis

"I got my Billabong stuck in a door!"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Touching the Winky

Something you do 24/7

"I love touching the winky. It's very fun and educational"

by StarSoupMan December 11, 2023

Creationist

An idiot who thinks, despite overwhelming evidence disproving them, that evolution is a hoax, and that the Bible is to be taken seriously.
Also a synonym for penis head

Creationist: "AHA! IF EVOLUTION IS A FACT, THEN WHY DON'T WE SEE ANY DOGODILES, OR FRONKEYS, OR HIPPOPHANTS!?

by StarSoupMan December 13, 2023

Blue Veined Custard Launcher

An insanely vulgar, if not funny name for ur dick/cock/penis/dong/schlong/willy etc.

"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Mustn't Masturbate March

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"

"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them

by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024

Dong

A small penis with an exceptionally large, purple mushroom head. Usually circumcised

"Stop squeezing your brother's Dong, Jimmy

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Willy

A childish name for a penis, more specifically, one with a tiny ballsack and a lot of pubes

"Stop smacking the goldfish with your willy, son

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023