StarSoupMan's definitions

Peter

A name for a Penis that is bigger than a Trouser Snake, but not as big as a Custard Launcher

"Ew, Yuck Peter! Your Peter is full of Dick Cheese"

by StarSoupMan October 20, 2023

Brad

A name only parents that don't give a shit about their child's future give their kid.

"I hate Brad, his face is covered in pimples and scabs and his dick is full of cheese

by StarSoupMan October 19, 2023

Purple

The colour of the Mushroom Head of the penis

"My Mushroom Head is purple, as it should be"

by StarSoupMan September 7, 2023

Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.

"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"

by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023

Penis Pie

The yummiest type of pie ever. The one rule with it is that you never ask whose penis is in it

"When I eat my penis pie mummy, I like to munch on the balls and lick the purple mushroomheads"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Blue Veined Custard Launcher

An insanely vulgar, if not funny name for ur dick/cock/penis/dong/schlong/willy etc.

"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Penis

The wiggliest organ in the human body, has purple at the end, is very veiny, is nestled on a VERY hairy ballsack, can squirt sour lemonade out of it's Jap Eye that can only be drunk by very special human beings, or it can squirt yummy goat's milk out, that is very nourishing to babies and little boys who have nothing else to do than drink their own penis made goats milk, and sell it to everyone in nice penis shaped bottles. Some penises are very special, and don't need a man to move around. They are called Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Wee Willy Winkee, and they are despised by all of humanity, even more than micro penises, and BBC's.

"OOOOWWWW!!!!!!! I got my wiggly little penis stuck in the elevator door, and now the whole shaft, not just the mushroom head, is purple!"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023