StarSoupMan's definitions

Penis Pie

The yummiest type of pie ever. The one rule with it is that you never ask whose penis is in it

"When I eat my penis pie mummy, I like to munch on the balls and lick the purple mushroomheads"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.

"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"

by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023

Creationist

An idiot who thinks, despite overwhelming evidence disproving them, that evolution is a hoax, and that the Bible is to be taken seriously.
Also a synonym for penis head

Creationist: "AHA! IF EVOLUTION IS A FACT, THEN WHY DON'T WE SEE ANY DOGODILES, OR FRONKEYS, OR HIPPOPHANTS!?

by StarSoupMan December 13, 2023

Purple

The colour of the Mushroom Head of the penis

"My Mushroom Head is purple, as it should be"

by StarSoupMan September 7, 2023

Meat

Something that needs to be beat

"I like big Meats"

by StarSoupMan December 10, 2023

Koit

An insanely funny animator who makes animations about insanely funny things like penises and farts and poo and boobs.

"I watched Koit's video "Do your Balls Hang Low", and laughed so hard, my nutsack burst"

by StarSoupMan January 23, 2024

Brad

A name only parents that don't give a shit about their child's future give their kid.

"I hate Brad, his face is covered in pimples and scabs and his dick is full of cheese

by StarSoupMan October 19, 2023