rolled

To toilet paper someone's yard.

He pissed us off, so we rolled his yard last night.

by Stan March 16, 2004

blow grits

To puke. Throw up

I got so drunk, then I blew grits.

by Stan March 15, 2004

Anime

useless shit cartoons that draw the attention of doomed middle school nerds with small penises

if you enjoy anime and are over the age of nine you deserve to be hot-karled

by stan February 13, 2005

umfriend

Noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend

"Oh Hi guys, I hope you don't mind that I brought my um...friend Ursula to our poker night"

by Stan July 27, 2004

Sibling

A younger brother or sister.

by Stan October 10, 2003

trunk monkey

A weak willed person that hangs on to a stronger person and does their dirty work for them.

Loraine does what ever Kim tells her to do, she is such a pathetic trunk monkey.

by Stan March 16, 2004

log

a female sexual partner who does not physically particapate much in the act of sex. Basically, just lays there like a log

Q: was she good in bed?
A: nah, she was a log

by Stan April 04, 2005