Stan's definitions

blow grits

To puke. Throw up

I got so drunk, then I blew grits.

by Stan April 12, 2006

Hoochied up

Getting dressed up in a glamourusly trashy way. Looking almost slutty

Linda sure looks good when she gets all hoochied up.

by Stan April 12, 2006

fart

releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus

so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good

by stan October 15, 2006

MTV

the television station that is responsible for the genocide of good music

if all you play on your station is rap, shitty bands such as good charlotte, celebrity shows, and a show about two idiotic celebrities who happen to be married, you can't really classify yourself as "music" television

by stan February 23, 2005

nagger

a black person who complains too much

the damn nagger wouldn't shut up so i just told him to get back to the cotton field

by stan February 16, 2005

Two dead flies

worthless, not even worth two dead flies.

He ain't worth two dead flies

by Stan April 12, 2006

school

a sweatshop that one travels to 180 days in a year

slave labor, waste of time

by stan April 12, 2006