Similar to a backseat driver or a backseat gamer.
One who perhaps is partaking in a beta of a computer game or piece of software and tries to advise the software development team on how the software should be written or repaired.
Basically an 'end user' who is not part of the company but has been asked for an opinion or recommendation about the software but then tries to go too far and gives advice on more than he was asked for.
One who perhaps is partaking in a beta of a computer game or piece of software and tries to advise the software development team on how the software should be written or repaired.
Basically an 'end user' who is not part of the company but has been asked for an opinion or recommendation about the software but then tries to go too far and gives advice on more than he was asked for.
Admin: "Sorry guys but we're working on a fix for the multiplayer problems, there'll be a server reset in 30 minutes"
User: "What was the problem? Did they forget to open the ports? Did they have to update the firmware? Was it a malloc() issue? Did they forget to re-route it via the proxy? Did they forget a header file? Did they integrate the right settings for UDP traffic?"
Admin: "Please, we don't need any backseat coders :) just wait like everyone else"
User: "Aww, I was only interested"
User: "What was the problem? Did they forget to open the ports? Did they have to update the firmware? Was it a malloc() issue? Did they forget to re-route it via the proxy? Did they forget a header file? Did they integrate the right settings for UDP traffic?"
Admin: "Please, we don't need any backseat coders :) just wait like everyone else"
User: "Aww, I was only interested"
by StANTo April 25, 2006
n: One who studies computing, from programming to multimedia and gaming.
other: Hardcore 'Computist' (Computist Magazine) allowed Apple II users to make legitimate backup copies of software.
other: Hardcore 'Computist' (Computist Magazine) allowed Apple II users to make legitimate backup copies of software.
David Harrison: "From this day forth, all you students will be known as this little word I invented, computist. Archaeologists have their words, as do many others. It's not fair that we're left out!"
Students: "Whatever Dave, get on with the lecture!"
Students: "Whatever Dave, get on with the lecture!"
by StANTo April 06, 2006
The distance that occurs when surfing the internet from your source to destination, and/or distance taken for a packet of data to travel from source to destination.
Person 1: he was one of the major people on a torrent site I think, he lived nearby
Person 2: That's for copyright infringement, where you can only be done for distributing and not for receiving.
Person 1: yeah I know, but it still bothers you when the police raid happens 50 yards from your door
Person 2: That as it may be; but in internet miles it was probably 50,000
or
Person 1: I was so bored at work today; I must've travelled hundreds of internet miles!
or
Person 1: I had to traverse thousands of internet miles to find that hardware driver
Person 2: That's for copyright infringement, where you can only be done for distributing and not for receiving.
Person 1: yeah I know, but it still bothers you when the police raid happens 50 yards from your door
Person 2: That as it may be; but in internet miles it was probably 50,000
or
Person 1: I was so bored at work today; I must've travelled hundreds of internet miles!
or
Person 1: I had to traverse thousands of internet miles to find that hardware driver
by StANTo August 23, 2009
"Whaddafah" as in "What the fuck?" said rather quickly and in a hurry. This was coined after a year of living in student accomodation, with many shocking things going on.
TeKK: Oh my god this char is so kawaiiii!
Stanto: Whaddafah!?!
TeKK: This game character, looks cute... dude.
Stanto: Err, okay.
Stanto: Whaddafah!?!
TeKK: This game character, looks cute... dude.
Stanto: Err, okay.
by StANTo August 07, 2004
Another word for 'eggs' - usually referring to the poultry variety intended on eating.
A 'cute' term for eggs
A 'cute' term for eggs
by StANTo September 02, 2009
–noun
1. deliberately mischievous or non-malicious modification of property: fandalism of public buildings. With intent of showing appreciation of said property.
2. the conduct or spirit characteristic of the fandals.
3. willful or ignorant alteration of artistic or literary treasures with view for appreciation or correction.
4. a fandalic act.
1. deliberately mischievous or non-malicious modification of property: fandalism of public buildings. With intent of showing appreciation of said property.
2. the conduct or spirit characteristic of the fandals.
3. willful or ignorant alteration of artistic or literary treasures with view for appreciation or correction.
4. a fandalic act.
Person 1: Who's wrote on our sign!?
Person 2: Must be a fan, look at it
Person 1: "We love you.." but they're wrote all over it! it looks a mess!
Person 2: Aww, bless. Such fandalism.
Person 2: Must be a fan, look at it
Person 1: "We love you.." but they're wrote all over it! it looks a mess!
Person 2: Aww, bless. Such fandalism.
by StANTo February 26, 2008
Person 1: Dude, what're you doing?
Person 2: Just enjoying some footsnacks, om nom nom
Person 1: Gross
Person 2: Just enjoying some footsnacks, om nom nom
Person 1: Gross
by StANTo September 16, 2009