Goat nuts

What tards call each other for sport.
by squirrel March 17, 2004
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dinosaur your mom

1. (v) vicious sex act performed by decimating a nasty chick's asshole prior to bringing your wrists up to your chest mimicking a tyrannosaurus, roaring at the full capacity of your lungs and stomping the shit out of your victim, violently demonstrating the hunter's superior might over the powerless prey.
<note: it is not required that this is done to someone's mother, any female can be dinosaur your momed>
2. (adj) used to describe the astounding engine protecting qualities of Mobil 1 Extended Performance motor oil.
1. Jamie is such a slut, I dinosaur your momed her last night and she called me back!
2. ....and then there's this dinosaur your mom kind that goes for 15,000 miles!
by squirrel March 19, 2005
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Blobstacle

When a fat person gets in your way.
Sorry, I was late there was a blobstacle on the bus.
by Squirrel April 26, 2004
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chomp

a very poor quality insult for someone who either eats a lot or is not very smart
when you munch your entire house
when you are beaten in an iq test by a squirrel who has been dropped on it's head
by squirrel December 12, 2004
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mokey-hokey

Basically, whatever but used in a positive sense.
1: Do you want a drink of vodka and coke or a martini?
2: Mokey-hokey
by Squirrel April 12, 2005
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Sank

An Asian immigrant who is unable to speak English properly.
"Oh, sank yu, sank yu."
by Squirrel November 25, 2003
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