Squirrel's definitions

snow capped mountain

Once you have dry docked a toilet (see dry dock), you whip out your cock, and blow your load all over the mound of shit, thus capping the mountain with snow.

I left a snow capped mountain in the ladies restroom last night.

by squirrel March 14, 2004

Belt

a cold beer, either a can or bottle

Uncle Bernie came over and he suggested we have a few belts on the porch.

by Squirrel April 29, 2003

chomp

a very poor quality insult for someone who either eats a lot or is not very smart

when you munch your entire house
when you are beaten in an iq test by a squirrel who has been dropped on it's head

by squirrel December 12, 2004

s'c'umon

A hick combination of... oh shit i dont know...the word makes no sense

I'm a hick...s'c'umon dont make fun of me for sleepin with my sister.

by Squirrel December 1, 2003

Scrumptrelescent

A word that is used to describe something so inmensly great that it's use must be limited.
Made by Will Ferrel on one of his "inside the actors studio" parodies.

This cake is simply Scrumptrelescent.
Hey Sandy!, your bottom looks Scrumptrelescent today.

by Squirrel July 5, 2004

Blobstacle

When a fat person gets in your way.

Sorry, I was late there was a blobstacle on the bus.

by Squirrel April 26, 2004