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Definitions by Spudsy G

The sticky drippings on your hand when using a self service soda fountain. Usually drips from the neighboring flavor spigot or more likely, drips onto your hand from the spigot you are using as you remove the cup of soda. Will most likely run down hand to sleeve if wearing a white shirt on way to work or social function.

Big Gulp machines at 7-11s are notorious for dripping such glomus on the hands of patrons who then wipe it with a napkin by the hot dogs and leave the napkin laying on the counter.
"AARRRRRGH! This Diet Coke glomus just dripped onto my white coat. I look like a damn dalmation."

"Get yourself a Big Gulp but make sure to wipe any glomus off of your hands before you get in my car."
glomus by Spudsy G November 24, 2013

poletential 

The possibility that a person will end up working a stripper pole at some time in his/her life.

Certain factors in a young person's life can add to chances that the person will end up in the sex trade industry. A bad experience in Catholic school, broken families, inbreeding, drug addiction and general sluttishness can all be early indicators of a high poletential for a sleazy future.
Those skanky looks give her a high poletential.

Her daddy abandoning her has left her with serious poletential.

Every hit of meth is increasing her poletential by a factor of 2.
poletential by Spudsy G April 12, 2011
An place or state of mind inhabited only by people and items that are boss or incredibly hip. A play on the words boss and the country Bosnia. An inhabitant of bossnia would listen to bangin music and wear clothes that are the shit.
Dud: Bro with the accent is groovy. He from Bossnia?

Dave: Dude is fuckin' president of Bossnia.
bossnia by Spudsy G April 23, 2008

smokeblow 

Verb - to smoke weed or pot in any fashion with another person. Joint, fatty,blunt,bowl,bong, all are methods of smokeblow.
guy1 Friday night at last!

guy2 I say my good fellow, what say we retire to my study and smokeblow?
smokeblow by Spudsy G April 23, 2008

Klingele 

Noun, adjective - A lifestyle of the highest pleasures. An easy life of wealth and privilege. Usually preceded by "life of", as in life of Klingele. Sometimes abbreviated as LOK.
Lucky ass punk won the lotto. He is living the life of Klingele now.

He is on vacation, that is LOK for that dude.
Klingele by Spudsy G April 22, 2008
noun, adjective - abbreviation for Life of Klingele. An easy or lucky life. The good life. On easy street.
Sucka got a big ass raise. LOK for that sumbitch.
LOK by Spudsy G April 22, 2008