3 definitions by Spookdafied Bah
GOOMP, OMG! Goomp is that big back walking pile of goo. Mostly goomps are very inactive but like to downtalk others.
A goomp is that trash talking, nasty mouth chick or dude that's enormously large and slow moving.
A slothy sluggish individual. A slouchy, lazy, gluttonous person.
An extremely unmotivated person. Proud with low self-esteem.
Goomps always have their mouths open talking mess but nothing good ever comes out.
A bleach body bottomed person or a bad body chick.
Goomps are tacky and ill dressed for no reason.
A goomp is that trash talking, nasty mouth chick or dude that's enormously large and slow moving.
A slothy sluggish individual. A slouchy, lazy, gluttonous person.
An extremely unmotivated person. Proud with low self-esteem.
Goomps always have their mouths open talking mess but nothing good ever comes out.
A bleach body bottomed person or a bad body chick.
Goomps are tacky and ill dressed for no reason.
She is always talking about how many chicks she has, with her goomp self.
No im not a goomp, and im not trying to loose weight, im just big boned.
Pootie is such a goomp, everyone else is working out, while she sits there eating a cake, 2 foot long subs, a 2 liter, and milk duds.
Thats why he dont have any chicks because he goomp ass wont groom and dress himself.
No im not a goomp, and im not trying to loose weight, im just big boned.
Pootie is such a goomp, everyone else is working out, while she sits there eating a cake, 2 foot long subs, a 2 liter, and milk duds.
Thats why he dont have any chicks because he goomp ass wont groom and dress himself.
by Spookdafied Bah May 1, 2010
Shumpie is that girl who wants to be in the party, the limelight, and the 'in' crowd. Shumpies want to be the one who talks about whats current and hot on the scene but they really aren't. They pretend to have all the juicy gossip, crunkest crew, and party & club info. A Shumpie will take pictures with folks just to say they 'know' them when they dont. Most Shumpies were that little cute quiet girl that nobody new in Middle or High school that suddenly wants to be a break out sensation in society. Shumpies will do anything with any guy or the team just to have their name in a conversation. They will do the whole crew, dorm room, athletic team, drumline, or frat just to have something to talk about.They're never most popular or important so they pretend. Sometimes a shumpie will get desperate and do anything just for attention. Shumpies will invite your friends, buddies, and associates to your party, venue, or event and will arrive there expecting to get in when their name isnt on the RSVP or VIP list. Shumpies can be guys too however. A Shumpie always has something to say, but nothing good ever comes out; talking to be heard. A Shumpie can be like that 1ply, cardboard feeling bathroom tissue or off brand deodorant that only gets used when you run out and cant get to the store.
"Amber is a real hood chick, that shumpie know the names of all the hot spots, but the bitch never been outside the burbs." sluthoefreak
"This Shumpie did me, the line, 3 football players, 2 basketball players and her boyfriend the same night, what was her name?fakepretenderliarflippertoss up
"Shumpie didn't wanna talk or nothing, she grabbed the hammer and turned into a bizzy body."wanna bejump off
"Man, I dont want a nice girl,I need that Shumpie." "
Look at all these Shumpies in Wal Mart stealing outfits so they can go to the club tonight!"
KiKi, Ree, Nita, & Misha are such Shumpies, fucked everyone on campus, got 1200 facebook friends and people still don't know them or acknowledge them.
"Mane what we gone do tonight, IDK, call that lil shumpie, she always know whats shakin.
"This Shumpie did me, the line, 3 football players, 2 basketball players and her boyfriend the same night, what was her name?fakepretenderliarflippertoss up
"Shumpie didn't wanna talk or nothing, she grabbed the hammer and turned into a bizzy body."wanna bejump off
"Man, I dont want a nice girl,I need that Shumpie." "
Look at all these Shumpies in Wal Mart stealing outfits so they can go to the club tonight!"
KiKi, Ree, Nita, & Misha are such Shumpies, fucked everyone on campus, got 1200 facebook friends and people still don't know them or acknowledge them.
"Mane what we gone do tonight, IDK, call that lil shumpie, she always know whats shakin.
by Spookdafied Bah March 28, 2010
1)That female that is strikingly cute. Self explanatory, a woman, girl, or baby with a cute face.
2)A women with more than just a superb body going on.
3)A well groomed, made & bathed woman of class.
4)That chick thats more than a hoe, freak, or shumpie.
5)An innocent baby, toddler, kid, or preteen.
6)A phrase you say to a woman when you want to capture her attention with some other than, hey yo, what it do, hey lil mama
7) Someone who makes you feel good or makes you smile when you see their face.
8)That female with that warm, friendly, or beautiful smile.
9)Something sometimes said when you forget a females name or dont know a kids name.
10)A chick that is so attractive, beautiful, and sexy that you keep forgetting her name.
11)When the looks, smell good, hair, and style is right & flawless on the female on a daily basis
2)A women with more than just a superb body going on.
3)A well groomed, made & bathed woman of class.
4)That chick thats more than a hoe, freak, or shumpie.
5)An innocent baby, toddler, kid, or preteen.
6)A phrase you say to a woman when you want to capture her attention with some other than, hey yo, what it do, hey lil mama
7) Someone who makes you feel good or makes you smile when you see their face.
8)That female with that warm, friendly, or beautiful smile.
9)Something sometimes said when you forget a females name or dont know a kids name.
10)A chick that is so attractive, beautiful, and sexy that you keep forgetting her name.
11)When the looks, smell good, hair, and style is right & flawless on the female on a daily basis
"Hey lil cute face yall want some off the ice cream truck?"
"Thanks uncle for taking us to the carnival, You're welcome lil Cute face"
Good afternoon, Miss cute face, working hard today?
Every time I try to approach you, you're always busy, now i got you, cute face whats your name?
I saw you standing over there looking at me with your lil cute face.
Ima tear lil cute face up tonight!!!
"Thanks uncle for taking us to the carnival, You're welcome lil Cute face"
Good afternoon, Miss cute face, working hard today?
Every time I try to approach you, you're always busy, now i got you, cute face whats your name?
I saw you standing over there looking at me with your lil cute face.
Ima tear lil cute face up tonight!!!
by Spookdafied Bah March 28, 2010