Definitions by SpongeBob Squarepants

illuminati 

In the 1800 century there was a group of scientists did chemistry and stuff like that but they couldn't let anyone know because they would be accused as witches and such

-Does the illuminati still exist?
- nah, if it did they'd come open about it

illuminati by spongebob squarepants April 28, 2015

TWD 

TWD has become synonymous with "inactive server" or "server is down now." Often the term is used to describe a whole host of computer related failures.

"My computer totally went TWD on me today. Now I will have to get a new one."

or

"Dear Norton, Do you have any TWD prevention software I can purchase?"

TWD by Spongebob SquarePants April 5, 2005

MiniMurderdoll 

The MiniMurderdoll rules and is adored by all, he pwns all!

~OMG, i just got pwned by teh MMD
~Thats ok though, he r0x0rz!

MiniMurderdoll by SpongeBob Squarepants November 7, 2004

ass cheese 

cum that has dried and fermented around the asshole after a session of gay/anal sex.

God damn, that's a shit load of ass cheese.

ass cheese by spongebob squarepants September 19, 2003

spongebob squarepants 

a cool square dude that lives in bikini bottom

Spongebob and Patrick went jellyfishing!

spongebob squarepants by spongebob squarepants March 4, 2003