My personal Time machine allows me to go backward in time for the purpose of enjoying the good experiences of my past lived life.
Not to be confused with critical memory the time machine that searches out the bad experiences in hopes of finding someone to hold responsible.
Not to be confused with critical memory the time machine that searches out the bad experiences in hopes of finding someone to hold responsible.
I remember when sex was safe and hang gliding was dangerous but that is a wonderful nostalgic memory.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
Top-Secret high stakes live cash game created by the Holy Okie. Very exclusive game needing a secret passphrase to enter. I will declassify the rules so people can play it. Make your own passphrase, I cannot reveal mine because it is top-secret and universal. I pray in the name of Jesus Christ that this game becomes popular in Casinos World Wide. First, the deck must include two 8 of hearts. mark a joker as this card to create the 53 card deck. Stealth plays a part in changing the ranks of the poker hands as follows. High cards play normally. Pairs play normally unless someone is dealt suited pocket 8s. Beats aces when it is pair against pair. Plays in two-pair hands when the stealthy 8s are against aces up. This covers the power of the stealthy suited pair. The ranking of suits is needed because dealing with a six-card board allows the possibility of matching flushes and straight flushes. Hearts are high suit then Jewels then Clubs, and Spades are the lowest ranking suit. The sixth card is called the ocean card. The highest possible hand is 5 of a kind. Five (8s) beat all royal flushes no matter the suit. Should a casino implement this game I suggest a bad beat jackpot paying big to all losing royal flushes. Rare but possible now. And the hands rank like normal poker unless the previously mentioned situations occur. This published definition covers my patented rights should an online version be written. I only ask for free universal access to the site.
I hit the bad beat jackpot at the casino last night playing in the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem tournament
by Spiritual-Master January 11, 2022
Federal fudge packing prison This vacation package is for those with enough money to splurge and live the good life. Those who can afford this package have left the common law plantation for good and a camel could be shoved through the eye of a needle easier than the possibility of them ever reaching the kingdom. There are no washing machines large enough to launder that much loot. When you sell out and crash the market you will be stuck with it.
Nothing funny about this package but the name.
Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for the number is that of a man
Only I know my father's number I have his man card in my wallet, and his spirit in my heart.
I love all you editors at this makeshift newspeak dictionary for your discretion it is the better part of valor. We will laugh when it is over and this site shall become an American institution.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
Nothing funny about this package but the name.
Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for the number is that of a man
Only I know my father's number I have his man card in my wallet, and his spirit in my heart.
I love all you editors at this makeshift newspeak dictionary for your discretion it is the better part of valor. We will laugh when it is over and this site shall become an American institution.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
Lord Bud: FFPP is waiting for those who refuse to accept the truth. My son is my truth and my crowning glory only I may tell his story. (Testify)
by Spiritual-Master February 01, 2022
1. When censorship is done by way of software manipulation to censor words in chat spaces and websites alike and you are creative enough to hack past the software robots and have your words read accurately without the annoying asterisk substitutions.
2. When ******* becomes sɹǝƃƃᴉN. Pronounced (RE gagging sound INs) Use it in public and get a confused stare instead of retaliation.
3. This term will apply when the right to repair stops software monopolies from building planned obsolescence into all new tech products.
2. When ******* becomes sɹǝƃƃᴉN. Pronounced (RE gagging sound INs) Use it in public and get a confused stare instead of retaliation.
3. This term will apply when the right to repair stops software monopolies from building planned obsolescence into all new tech products.
I have been Hacking the Robot Guards because they are all stupid sɹǝƃƃᴉN.
by Spiritual-Master January 27, 2022
This psychological self-assessment is the result of teaching that pride the deadly sin can copulate with self-esteem the evil twin and give birth to something good.
Looking in the mirror and finding nothing needs improvement because of a lacking ability to do "CRITICAL INTROSPECTION"
society as a whole believes that it takes a village to raise a child, but an intolerant, self-righteous, virtue signaling, Narcissistic village idiot is all the village has ever been able to raise up. we call them politically activated progressive social justice warriors. AKA domestic terrorist of the private population.
Looking in the mirror and finding nothing needs improvement because of a lacking ability to do "CRITICAL INTROSPECTION"
society as a whole believes that it takes a village to raise a child, but an intolerant, self-righteous, virtue signaling, Narcissistic village idiot is all the village has ever been able to raise up. we call them politically activated progressive social justice warriors. AKA domestic terrorist of the private population.
sycophantic introspection has produced another narcissistic village idiot, if only they had learned CRITICAL INTROSPECTION.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
Civil rights were formerly things like the right to life, liberty, and property
More recently things like the right not to be offended and the right to marry insects.
More recently things like the right not to be offended and the right to marry insects.
Annabelle is fighting for her "postmodern civil rights" she wishes to consummate her marriage to a dung beetle.
by Spiritual-Master December 11, 2021
The term is often mistakenly used to claim the status of a non-fictional living human being in an open court venue. The word individual and the word person both could actually be used to describe legal fiction.
For this reason, I am writing this definition at this public venue using a special appearance in rerum natura, ‘in the realm of actuality; in existence,’ (Black’s Law Dictionary, 6th edition) the opposite of being a fictitious person.
De rerum natura (Latin: de ˈre rʊn na ˈtu ra ; On the Nature of Things) is a first-century BC didactic poem by the Roman poet and philosopher Lucretius (c. 99 BC – c. 55 BC)
The universe described in the poem operates according to these physical principles, guided by Fortuna ("chance"),2 and not the divine intervention of the traditional Roman deities.
He argued that the deities (whose existence he did not deny) lived forevermore in the enjoyment of absolute peace—strangers to all the passions, desires, and fears, which affect humans—and totally indifferent to the world and its inhabitants, unmoved alike by their virtues and their crimes. This meant that humans had nothing to fear from them.
For this reason, I am writing this definition at this public venue using a special appearance in rerum natura, ‘in the realm of actuality; in existence,’ (Black’s Law Dictionary, 6th edition) the opposite of being a fictitious person.
De rerum natura (Latin: de ˈre rʊn na ˈtu ra ; On the Nature of Things) is a first-century BC didactic poem by the Roman poet and philosopher Lucretius (c. 99 BC – c. 55 BC)
The universe described in the poem operates according to these physical principles, guided by Fortuna ("chance"),2 and not the divine intervention of the traditional Roman deities.
He argued that the deities (whose existence he did not deny) lived forevermore in the enjoyment of absolute peace—strangers to all the passions, desires, and fears, which affect humans—and totally indifferent to the world and its inhabitants, unmoved alike by their virtues and their crimes. This meant that humans had nothing to fear from them.
As an individual person, the content of my character is that of the Holy Okie Leprechaun Spirit, while in actuality that is only one of many characters that reside in my rerum natura.
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022