intro

A demo of limitted size, usually 4 of 64k.
.the .product was the most awsome 64k intro ever!
by Spirit Bear January 28, 2004
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smokeage

A vague indication of anything that may be smoked, usually in reference to marijuana. Could refer to pot itself, or the bong, or a spliff, or any other smokeable.
Dude, who's got smokeage?
by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004
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charismatic leader

A charismatic leader is someone who is able to assert authority over a person or group of people without any logical basis for rule using only their own charisma.
Some charismatic leaders include Jesus Christ, George W Bush, Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh and Steve Jobs.
by Spirit Bear September 21, 2007
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plush

1. A stuffed animal or plushie.
2. To have intercourse with a plushie
3. To share a plushie with someone during a sexual act.
1. I got a new plush from ebay.
2. I was plushing with my Meeko.
3. I plushed with Xwolf.
by Spirit Bear January 29, 2004
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This term speaks of any issue where a customer can't get help because no one in customer service knows how to fix the problem because they never talk to the people who solve technical problems; the customer keeps getting bounced between providers for what appears to them to be the same service to them; or both of those issues.

The problem is that the customer can't get help. No one they can talk to knows who owns the problem, or has any information about it. The people who know how to fix the problem are so far seperated from the customer service team who provide support for the customer that the customer's issue will never be resolved. So they continually insist that the problem lies not with them, but with the other provider.

This also happens with DSL customers who have a problem with their service. They'll call their Internet Service Provider, who will perform basic troubleshooting, then tell them to call their line service provider. The line service provider will perform basic troubleshooting, then send the customer back to their ISP.
I'm experienceing disassociative service breakage with my Ineternet service because Earthlink says the problem is with Qwest but Qwest says the problem is with Earthlink.

A customer has copied their favorite soap opera to DVD and played it on their portable DVD player for a long time. Then recently Comcast upgraded their cable box, and since then everything they record on their Tivo DVR is copy protected, so they can no longer use the service in the way they are used to using it.
by Spirit Bear August 12, 2006
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netstroke

The act of posting replies to someone's blog entries, sending them IMs or SMS messages, modding up their forum posts or otherwise justifying their actions on the Net as a lead up to a booty call, asking for admin privileges, etc.
Dave's been posting an unusual number of positive comments to my blog, I get the feeling he's netstroking me.

The series of fifteen IMs waiting for me on my machine at home from Tom was a serious netstroke.
by Spirit Bear July 26, 2007
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Reed-Solomon code

An error detection code or an error correcting code or a combination of both which is particularly suited to the correction of burst error or errors that are strongly correlated.
A popular Reed-Solomon code is RS(255,223) with 8-bit symbols. Each codeword contains 255 code word bytes, of which 223 bytes are data and 32 bytes are parity. For this code:
n = 255, k = 223, s = 8
2t = 32, t = 16
The decoder can correct any 16 symbol errors in the code word: i.e. errors in up to 16 bytes anywhere in the codeword can be automatically corrected.
by Spirit Bear March 20, 2004
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