Definitions by Spikesy
Baseball
A very strategic, complicated, and hard sport to play, but is sure fun to watch.
Lately, not only does America play baseball, but so does Japan, Cuba, Dominican Republic, austraila, South Africa and other countrys compete in something called the World Baseball Classic, kinda like the World Cup only it is a lot more fun to watch.
Many people find baseball boring which is untrue. Baseball is about 10X better to watch if your watching your favorite team play, which is why many TV Stations are based on one baseball team and many baseball announcers are biased for there favorite team. If your not watching your favorite team, then yeah, baseball is boring as hell.
Lately, not only does America play baseball, but so does Japan, Cuba, Dominican Republic, austraila, South Africa and other countrys compete in something called the World Baseball Classic, kinda like the World Cup only it is a lot more fun to watch.
Many people find baseball boring which is untrue. Baseball is about 10X better to watch if your watching your favorite team play, which is why many TV Stations are based on one baseball team and many baseball announcers are biased for there favorite team. If your not watching your favorite team, then yeah, baseball is boring as hell.
World Baseball Classic
A cross between the olympics and world cup only you can watch it without falling asleep. The WBC is a league filled with countries from asia, Europe, Australia, and the western hemisphere such as the US, Canada, the DR, Cuba, Japan, China, South Africa, Australia, Italy, and others. It was pretty fun to watch but the US didn't do to good on account many american baseball players did not participate, all well, get 'em next time in 2009!
EX #1: Whoa, the US beat South Africa 17-0 and it's only halfway through the game!
EX #2:
Guy #1: Isn't it strange how no matter how many teams will participate in the World Baseball Classic, Britain will never even consider joining it? I mean, we beat Germany in 2 world wars and they are still looking to join it!
Guy #2: All well, the WBC dosn't need any pussy british team, cuz America will only kick there ass if they enter!
Guy #1: Well it wouldn't be the first time!
EX #2:
Guy #1: Isn't it strange how no matter how many teams will participate in the World Baseball Classic, Britain will never even consider joining it? I mean, we beat Germany in 2 world wars and they are still looking to join it!
Guy #2: All well, the WBC dosn't need any pussy british team, cuz America will only kick there ass if they enter!
Guy #1: Well it wouldn't be the first time!
World Baseball Classic by Spikesy June 1, 2006
Kobe Bryant
The Next Michle Jordan
Despite what people say, he is not a ball hog, cuz if you call Kobe a ball hog, your calling MJ a ball hog, and MJ is no ball hog. Kobe actually does average 5 assists a game, and will do best for his team. He's a deadly 3-Point Shooter and the best player currently at driving and dunking the basket
Kobe Currently has taken the Los Angeles Lakers team, Who has lost Shaq and Karl Malone, to the playoffs. The 2006 Lakers team where counted out to be the worst team in all the NBA next to the Bobcats, Knicks, and Jazz. The players were Lamar Odem, who only averaged 14 points a game, Smush Parker, an undrafted rookie, Luke Walton, a rookie, Kwame Brown, who has been plaing for 3 years, and Brian Cook, another rookie. Yet, despite the bad team around him, the Lakers made it to the playoffs due to Kobe's 35 Points a game, 5 assists a game, 5 rebounds a game, and strong defensive plays, most of them being steals. So to you Kobe haters: HAH!
In the playoffs, the Lakers Chocked, as Phil Jackson said to Kobe, "Pass the ball more" and as a result, Kobe got 26 Points a game and the lakers lost 4-3 to the suns in the playoffs
Despite what people say, he is not a ball hog, cuz if you call Kobe a ball hog, your calling MJ a ball hog, and MJ is no ball hog. Kobe actually does average 5 assists a game, and will do best for his team. He's a deadly 3-Point Shooter and the best player currently at driving and dunking the basket
Kobe Currently has taken the Los Angeles Lakers team, Who has lost Shaq and Karl Malone, to the playoffs. The 2006 Lakers team where counted out to be the worst team in all the NBA next to the Bobcats, Knicks, and Jazz. The players were Lamar Odem, who only averaged 14 points a game, Smush Parker, an undrafted rookie, Luke Walton, a rookie, Kwame Brown, who has been plaing for 3 years, and Brian Cook, another rookie. Yet, despite the bad team around him, the Lakers made it to the playoffs due to Kobe's 35 Points a game, 5 assists a game, 5 rebounds a game, and strong defensive plays, most of them being steals. So to you Kobe haters: HAH!
In the playoffs, the Lakers Chocked, as Phil Jackson said to Kobe, "Pass the ball more" and as a result, Kobe got 26 Points a game and the lakers lost 4-3 to the suns in the playoffs
Dude, did you see that buzzer-beater Kobe Bryant Shot when the lakers were down by 1 with 2 seconds left to play? What a game!
Kobe Bryant by Spikesy June 1, 2006
South Park
A clever show that pokes fun at society. The minute people see how crappy the animation is they dismiss it at crap but in reality it is a very smart show.
South Park by Spikesy June 1, 2006
Seinfeld
The funniest sitcom ever next to the Drew Carey Show. It has incredible acting making jokes that don't seem funny on paper are hilarious when Jerry, George (My favorite), Elaine, and Kramer
School
The absolute last place you want to go to every day for several reasons:
1.) You have to get up at nearly 5-6 in the morning if you want to prepare for school, which is rediculous since they could just as easily make school start later, but make it start early then say "Just go to bed earlier" Sorry, but I just can't go to sleep at 7 at night becuase that is just fuckin' retarded
2.) You are graded in your classes. That's strange, I thought the only one that could judge me is God, but I guess the teachers are god now. Do they relize how it makes a child feel when they get an F? They feel like a dumbass which is how they will continue to fell throughout life. Yet another way to avoid this: No Grades at all. This way you could, I don't know, teach the child WITHOUT judging them and praticly calling them a retard?
3.) It lasts ridiculisly long. I didn't know I needed 6-7 hours of reviewing things I had already learned before in school, I mean, I'd think 3 hours would be enough to review considering 70% of the time your talking, waiting for instructions, moving in between classes, or not paying attention.
4.) It is very boring. Half the time were stuck reading a chapter of a text book we already learned about and the other half the teacher is talking about stuff we already learned about. Don't believe me that it's boring? The people in my school nearly fuckin' jump for joy when we watch a movie, regardless of what it's about. It could be a movie about triangles for all we care, at least it's something different from our usual rutine of the text books and the lecturing
5.) School teaches you that money is the reason to live. "You have to graduate High School to get a good job" they say when your in High School then when you graduate they say "We were kidding about that other thing, you need to graduate college to get a good job" Fuck that! I'd rather work at an McDonelds with friends then work at a labratory with no friends. Happiness is the reason to live life and money does not equal happiness, some will say it does but it dosn't.
6.) School teaches you to care what people think. Throughout everyone's hate of school the students feel they need to get devided into groups and hate on the people who are "not cool" therfour, School encourages hate, and hate encourages more hate. I mean, school is the cause of many suicides and murders (Usually in the ghetto) because of how unfair and horrible school is.
7.) The Teachers are cruel. Some of these teachers molesting children, that's pretty fucked up.
8.) Homework. I don't get it, we have to spend 7 hours in a place that we hate where we review, review, review then when we get home all of a sudden we have to review MORE!? I mean why the fuck can't relax for a second during the 9 MONTHS during school! Even during the weekends we have homework! What's the point!?
9.) It's repetitive, horrible, prison that no matter how horrible it is to socity (I'm talking about Middle and High scholl BTW) it will never get removed or changed because the people in the governmant fail to see how much it hurts the students
1.) You have to get up at nearly 5-6 in the morning if you want to prepare for school, which is rediculous since they could just as easily make school start later, but make it start early then say "Just go to bed earlier" Sorry, but I just can't go to sleep at 7 at night becuase that is just fuckin' retarded
2.) You are graded in your classes. That's strange, I thought the only one that could judge me is God, but I guess the teachers are god now. Do they relize how it makes a child feel when they get an F? They feel like a dumbass which is how they will continue to fell throughout life. Yet another way to avoid this: No Grades at all. This way you could, I don't know, teach the child WITHOUT judging them and praticly calling them a retard?
3.) It lasts ridiculisly long. I didn't know I needed 6-7 hours of reviewing things I had already learned before in school, I mean, I'd think 3 hours would be enough to review considering 70% of the time your talking, waiting for instructions, moving in between classes, or not paying attention.
4.) It is very boring. Half the time were stuck reading a chapter of a text book we already learned about and the other half the teacher is talking about stuff we already learned about. Don't believe me that it's boring? The people in my school nearly fuckin' jump for joy when we watch a movie, regardless of what it's about. It could be a movie about triangles for all we care, at least it's something different from our usual rutine of the text books and the lecturing
5.) School teaches you that money is the reason to live. "You have to graduate High School to get a good job" they say when your in High School then when you graduate they say "We were kidding about that other thing, you need to graduate college to get a good job" Fuck that! I'd rather work at an McDonelds with friends then work at a labratory with no friends. Happiness is the reason to live life and money does not equal happiness, some will say it does but it dosn't.
6.) School teaches you to care what people think. Throughout everyone's hate of school the students feel they need to get devided into groups and hate on the people who are "not cool" therfour, School encourages hate, and hate encourages more hate. I mean, school is the cause of many suicides and murders (Usually in the ghetto) because of how unfair and horrible school is.
7.) The Teachers are cruel. Some of these teachers molesting children, that's pretty fucked up.
8.) Homework. I don't get it, we have to spend 7 hours in a place that we hate where we review, review, review then when we get home all of a sudden we have to review MORE!? I mean why the fuck can't relax for a second during the 9 MONTHS during school! Even during the weekends we have homework! What's the point!?
9.) It's repetitive, horrible, prison that no matter how horrible it is to socity (I'm talking about Middle and High scholl BTW) it will never get removed or changed because the people in the governmant fail to see how much it hurts the students
The way I see it, all children should attend college after 5th grade. Think about it, you've learned all about America in 5th grade, you learned state history in 4th, you learn cursive and multiplying and dividing in 3rd, and basic social skills in the ones before that (which in elementary school, which is fun, actually encourages good social behaviour) And lets face it, anything after 5th you learn is a complete waste of time. After 5th grade in college you could study anything you want to that you are interested in working at. Then when your 16 or so you can contribute to socety.
Rugby
A game played by a bunch of euro-trash 200 lb. men who ware really short pants, and is watched by a bunch of rich euro-trash men who think Rugby is better than Football because in football you have pads. Honestly, who could not LIVE through ONE GAME, without pads in football. I mean, a game lasts 4 hours and you get tackled every play. There is one term in football called a sack, where a 400 lb. Defensive End (Who can bench press 200-350 lb.) will tackle the querterback. The QB is 175-225 FUCKIN POUNDS! Now let me tell you, a hard enough hit could very well paralyze him for life (And it's happened before. Just like when Oakland Raider's Safety Jack Tatum tackled a New England Wide Reciever to paralize him for life in the 80's.)
Misconceptions about Football:
1. There usually are no substitutions unless you have a very big lead, becuase the coach dosn't want his players to get severely injured
2. You only get 3 timeouts a half, I mean they are hardly noticible
3. The men in football arn't fat, just very muscular, in both there arms in legs
4. It's not homosexual, just like Rugby's not homosexual.
Things that suck about Rugby:
1. It's called a man's sport but is played by women and people in wheelchairs.
2. It's watched by upper-class Euro-trash
3. All of it's fans say it's better than Football but have never seen football game in there life (Unless they live in Germany)
4. It dosn't require nearly enough strategy as football
5. They were very short pants
6. It's a wannabe version of football
7. It's boring compared to Football, Basketball, Baseball, and even SOCCER!
8. SOCCER is better than this game!
Misconceptions about Football:
1. There usually are no substitutions unless you have a very big lead, becuase the coach dosn't want his players to get severely injured
2. You only get 3 timeouts a half, I mean they are hardly noticible
3. The men in football arn't fat, just very muscular, in both there arms in legs
4. It's not homosexual, just like Rugby's not homosexual.
Things that suck about Rugby:
1. It's called a man's sport but is played by women and people in wheelchairs.
2. It's watched by upper-class Euro-trash
3. All of it's fans say it's better than Football but have never seen football game in there life (Unless they live in Germany)
4. It dosn't require nearly enough strategy as football
5. They were very short pants
6. It's a wannabe version of football
7. It's boring compared to Football, Basketball, Baseball, and even SOCCER!
8. SOCCER is better than this game!
Yeah football players were pads and helmets, but for one the helmets look cool as fuck and keep both your head from cracking and from 400 lb. men from snapping your neck, and the pads prevent people from giving you bruises all over your body.
And Yeah, Rugby dosn't have pads or helmets, but you have to take into account Rugby players arn't that big and a Linebacker or Defensive end in football can be 2x the size of a rugby player, and a defensive end and linebacker both have to tackle men who are half there size. I mean, if American Football didn't have padding everyone on the offense would be dead at the end of the game, as these guys can lift up 300 lb. and can run 40 yards in 4 seconds. Now when you have a 400 lb. guy who can lift 300 lb. and is running 10 yards a second and he's comming right after you that will cause you to be paralyzed every single time, pads or not.
All in all, Rugby is for a bunch of rich 200 lb. pussies who argue that it is better and more hard hitting even though football players are twize there size and can run much faster then them. It's a boring sport that's fans are obviously are all idiots and wastes of life because they talk shit about a sport they no nothing about and should just shut there Euro-Trash mouths!
P.S. I know I'm getting a thumbs down for this
And Yeah, Rugby dosn't have pads or helmets, but you have to take into account Rugby players arn't that big and a Linebacker or Defensive end in football can be 2x the size of a rugby player, and a defensive end and linebacker both have to tackle men who are half there size. I mean, if American Football didn't have padding everyone on the offense would be dead at the end of the game, as these guys can lift up 300 lb. and can run 40 yards in 4 seconds. Now when you have a 400 lb. guy who can lift 300 lb. and is running 10 yards a second and he's comming right after you that will cause you to be paralyzed every single time, pads or not.
All in all, Rugby is for a bunch of rich 200 lb. pussies who argue that it is better and more hard hitting even though football players are twize there size and can run much faster then them. It's a boring sport that's fans are obviously are all idiots and wastes of life because they talk shit about a sport they no nothing about and should just shut there Euro-Trash mouths!
P.S. I know I'm getting a thumbs down for this